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Say you were at a health club in a hot tub

Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:44 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80274 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:44 pm
In a somewhat secluded area and there's at IRL 6 in the hot tub with you. Now you're 30 years old, reasonably handsome, in nothing but compression shorts, you have a little flaccid bird and a doughy, pasty white body.

You're also in a serious relationship but incredibly bored on a random Thursday afternoon.

What do you do?

Asking for a friend
Posted by StopLightObservation
Charleston, South Carolina
Member since Feb 2017
287 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Drown yourself
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Probably get rejected by a 6
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Hit it.
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
When in doubt, whip it out
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58361 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
What's he wearing?
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66441 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:46 pm to
Pee and see if she notices
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115988 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
Say "hey, ever shat on someone in a hot tub? I call it an Arkansas Bomber"
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
Make a thread about it on TD
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80274 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
Already did that. No response. It's pretty calm in here so I thought no fart bubbles would turn some heads
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142072 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Say you were at a health club in a hot tub
you were at a health club in a hot tub
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

there's at IRL 6 in the hot tub with you.
id probably get pics for the OT, laugh about 'what I would have done a decade ago', and just chalk it up to unfortunately having to grow up and going home to my everyday slam piece
This post was edited on 2/16/17 at 5:49 pm
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34522 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:48 pm to
This is just sad. Don't you have something better to do with yourself?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35057 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:49 pm to
Loosen shorts, stand up real quick, act surprised when shorts fall off.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Already did that. No response. It's pretty calm in here so I thought no fart bubbles would turn some heads


Ok. Plan B.


Ask her if she'd be cool with you licking her wagon wheel.

Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80274 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:51 pm to
See now my hit it post ain't so bad lol.
This post was edited on 2/16/17 at 5:52 pm
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28906 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:52 pm to
After posting a pic you should definitely drown yourself, creep.
Posted by StopLightObservation
Charleston, South Carolina
Member since Feb 2017
287 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:53 pm to
From what I can see I would hit it, also this is creepy
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