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Rotten egg / sulphur burps

Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:17 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29172 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:17 am
Anybody get these? Is there a way to get rid of them?

Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:18 am to
Stop eating rotten eggs
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:18 am to
For one, stop eating rotten eggs and sulphur.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:18 am to
I get farts like that

That's prime time to Dutch oven the unsuspecting wife.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57708 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:20 am to
Stop eating your boyfriend's arse.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29172 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:28 am to
It's a real condition.

My gut is gurgling and every few minutes I burp this noxious rotten egg flavor up into my mouth.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:38 am to
Tablespoon of baking soda mixed in glass of water and drink. You're welcome.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:39 am to
quote:

I burp this noxious rotten egg flavor up into my mouth


How do you know what rotten eggs taste like, in order to form this comparison?
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8526 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Tablespoon of baking soda mixed in glass of water and drink. You're welcome.


Did this for heartburn this weekend- it definitely worked, but it's not nearly as easy as it sounds. Baking soda in water tastes a whole lot like ocean water :yak:
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:47 am to
Never said it would taste good. Lol It will stop the sulfur burps tho
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:48 am to
Congrats on da aids
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16213 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:49 am to
This is straight from the link...this pretty much describes everything I eat and drink except for beer.

No wonder my wife hates me.



Removing sulfur containing foods from the diet may reduce the smell of sulfur burps:
?Sulfur containing food preservatives, like guacamola, often used on dried fruits, salads in hotels, meat in fast-food restaurants or in pre-prepared canned foods
?Poultry
?Red meats
?Eggs
?Dairy products, especially milk
?Vegetables: asparagus, broccoli, cabbage, garlic, mustard, onions, pack choi, parsley, sweet potatoes, Swiss chard, tomatoes, watercress, yams
?Legumes: beans, peas, lentils, soy, carob, jicama, alfalfa
?Fruits: avocado, bananas, watermelon
?Grains, nuts and seeds: corn, sunflower seeds, oats, cashews, walnuts, almonds, sesame seeds, coconut.
?Tea and coffee
This post was edited on 1/5/16 at 8:49 am
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30194 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I burp this noxious rotten egg flavor up into my mouth.


Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29172 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:04 am to
quote:

This is straight from the link...this pretty much describes everything I eat and drink except for beer.


I saw that too and first thing I thought is I'm fricked.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33191 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

sulphur burps

Anybody get these? Is there a way to get rid of them?



Get away from that New Iberia haircut, and the Sulphur chicks will disappear.

Viola, bitches.
VIOLA!
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30588 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:23 am to
That's what my farts smell like
Posted by EventHorizon
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
1030 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:44 am to
You could also have worms to cause that smell when burping
Posted by Webbbster
Member since Oct 2013
195 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:20 pm to
I used to have this fairly often. Take two AlkaSeltzer tablets with a glass of water and it will go away.

I gave up carbonated soft drinks, and it is 95% gone.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56046 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:23 pm to
just get yourself some damn gas-X, man....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124318 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Tablespoon of baking soda mixed in glass of water and drink. You're welcome.


Apple cider vinegar works even better than water.
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