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River Ridge woman accused of masturbating during arrest

Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:14 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:14 pm
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The woman smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and poor balance, the deputies noted in their report. When asked what happened, Borges admitted being drunk and leaving her house. But she denied knocking on anyone's door and asking for help.

That's when Borges placed her right hand into her pants and began to masturbate, the arrest report said. The deputies quickly got control of her hands and cuffed Borges, placing her under arrest for public intoxication.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:17 pm to
I think she is my hero...
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79735 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:19 pm to
Sounds like HandJob from "Full Metal Jacket". Instant Section 8.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12936 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:20 pm to
Wnhi
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58361 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:22 pm to
I just went from midnight to six.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:39 pm to
A lovely woman
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48857 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:43 pm to
I bet the back of that police car smelled like rotten eggs.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64615 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:53 pm to
Well let's be honest. It's not like someone else is gonna fick that bean for her.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10546 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 6:54 pm to
IWHIWN?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30590 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 7:29 pm to
Someone knows this woman and is down voting this thread...
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 7:32 pm to
waddaya think,

a wild fukk or nahhhh?!?!
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