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Renting a midget

Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:38 pm
Posted by LSUTIGERS8181
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2012
10030 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:38 pm
Where could I find midgets for wrestling in the Baton Rouge area and how much would that cost?
This is not a joke.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
Don't look them in the eye
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
Home Depot parking lot
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
You certainly got my attention with that title.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

how much would that cost?
a small fee
Posted by LSUTIGERS8181
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2012
10030 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:42 pm to
It's for a birthday party with a bunch of people coming and we want this one to be one for the books.
Posted by Jawja_Joe
Member since Sep 2014
1386 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
Place a wanted ad in craigslist. Offer 30 bucks an hour...that should do the trick.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63066 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

we want this one to be one for the books.


A short story, as it were.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76529 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
So you're gonna rip off the whole movie of Wolf of Wall Street?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142072 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:44 pm to
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Offer 30 bucks an hour
you can get a midget half off
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124492 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:44 pm to
fricked up man
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Place a wanted ad in craigslist. Offer 30 bucks an hour...that should do the trick.



Sounds like the best advice.

Maybe google 'midget for hire'?
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:45 pm to
Hard to find, follow the rainbow
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:45 pm to

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

This is not a joke.


I don't doubt it. A man that does like to rent midgets is... he's hard to stop.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35544 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:46 pm to
Call Fred's and ask them. That's a real thing that goes down at Fred's sometimes.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66448 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:48 pm to
I read the thread title; turned my head crooked like a dog in confusion .... Then realized I actually turned my head crooked like a dog.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by LSUTIGERS8181
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2012
10030 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:49 pm to
That's actually a damn good idea
Posted by horndog
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Member since Apr 2007
11654 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:57 pm to
I've tossed a midget once. It was worth the fiver
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