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Reincarnated as a Komodo Dragon.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:56 pm
What sort of deeds and misdeeds would one commit in this life if one is destined to be reincarnated as a Komodo Dragon?
Is this a fair question, or, am I being too philosophical?
Is this a fair question, or, am I being too philosophical?
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:57 pm to Champagne
I am a man of science and therefore do not believe in dragons of any kind.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:58 pm to Champagne
I don't know, but it would be cool to come back as one.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:59 pm to Champagne
Or licking another man's wife with your long tongue.
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:59 pm to PeteRose
Cannibalism. Yeah, I could see somebody being cursed to live as a Komodo Dragon in the next life if they stoop to cannibalism in this life.
K Dragons are definitely cannibals.
K Dragons are definitely cannibals.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 2:56 am to Champagne
This post was edited on 3/26/16 at 3:45 am
Posted on 3/26/16 at 2:57 am to Champagne
I am no longer allowed in Indonesia.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 3:21 am to SDVTiger
Apparently, people being scared shitless and running for their lives is funny no matter what culture you're from.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 5:41 am to Champagne
A Komodo Dragon might have a pretty sweet life.
I've never seen the National Geographic where an animal is trying to eat them.
I've never seen the National Geographic where an animal is trying to eat them.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:29 am to tidalmouse
This most excellent thread was de-railed by the sit outage last evening.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:29 am to PeteRose
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Or licking another man's wife with your long tongue.
No, for this misdeed, IMHO, you'd come back as a cute puppy, not a Komodo Dragon.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:41 am to Champagne
Thems are some bad mother frickers. Their cesspools of a mouth remind me of few folks I know.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:48 am to Roman Candle Tag
What's the life expectancy of a KD? Is their climate comfortable? Do they have to work hard to get their food? How easy is it to escape capture from humans?
I would be cool with it, just don't want to be stuck in a cage in a shitty zoo.
I would be cool with it, just don't want to be stuck in a cage in a shitty zoo.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:57 am to WarmBubble
They live in tropical climates.
Their mouths are so unclean its poisonous.
They are carnivores and scavengers
I think people leave them alone.
They are pack animals.
Their mouths are so unclean its poisonous.
They are carnivores and scavengers
I think people leave them alone.
They are pack animals.
Posted on 3/26/16 at 5:59 pm to Champagne
Only as an alpha Komodo dragon
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:21 pm to SDVTiger
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SDVTiger
See, that would be me in that video, chasing some chick to eat her pussy with my komodo tongue.
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