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Reincarnated as a Komodo Dragon.

Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:56 pm
What sort of deeds and misdeeds would one commit in this life if one is destined to be reincarnated as a Komodo Dragon?

Is this a fair question, or, am I being too philosophical?
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:57 pm to
I am a man of science and therefore do not believe in dragons of any kind.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:58 pm to
Cannibalism
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:58 pm to
I don't know, but it would be cool to come back as one.
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:59 pm to
Or licking another man's wife with your long tongue.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48357 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:59 pm to
Cannibalism. Yeah, I could see somebody being cursed to live as a Komodo Dragon in the next life if they stoop to cannibalism in this life.

K Dragons are definitely cannibals.
Posted by SDVTiger
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Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 2:56 am to
This post was edited on 3/26/16 at 3:45 am
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 2:57 am to
I am no longer allowed in Indonesia.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 3:21 am to


Apparently, people being scared shitless and running for their lives is funny no matter what culture you're from.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 5:41 am to
A Komodo Dragon might have a pretty sweet life.

I've never seen the National Geographic where an animal is trying to eat them.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:29 am to
This most excellent thread was de-railed by the sit outage last evening.

Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48357 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Or licking another man's wife with your long tongue.


No, for this misdeed, IMHO, you'd come back as a cute puppy, not a Komodo Dragon.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:41 am to
Thems are some bad mother frickers. Their cesspools of a mouth remind me of few folks I know.
Posted by WarmBubble
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:48 am to
What's the life expectancy of a KD? Is their climate comfortable? Do they have to work hard to get their food? How easy is it to escape capture from humans?

I would be cool with it, just don't want to be stuck in a cage in a shitty zoo.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:57 am to
They live in tropical climates.

Their mouths are so unclean its poisonous.

They are carnivores and scavengers

I think people leave them alone.

They are pack animals.
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/26/16 at 5:59 pm to
Only as an alpha Komodo dragon
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:21 pm to
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SDVTiger

See, that would be me in that video, chasing some chick to eat her pussy with my komodo tongue.
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