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re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns

Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33861 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:15 pm to


I mean, cockles puns pretty much write themselves
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns
quote:

claim
I'd like to make her assert and she then tell everyone it's my fault.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136795 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 12:28 pm to
I sent some to you on your shell phone
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:07 pm to
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Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns

Don't panic, please remain clam!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123953 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:07 pm to
It takes a lot of mussels to be an oysterman.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123953 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70024 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 1:40 pm to
Is this one of the more random bumped threads of all time?
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15925 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 2:20 pm to
hear the one about the Fish that lost his wife? he Lobster. but don't worry, he flounder the next day
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35009 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 2:22 pm to
I find this offensive.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67027 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 2:47 pm to
What do they call a mussel that converts to Judaism?

An oyster.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62859 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 3:03 pm to
I missed this bump, but it explains a hell of a lot this afternoon.
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