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re: Question for uncircumcised guys

Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:25 pm to
Cock fight!
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:26 pm to
My friend is always squeezing or digging some cheesy shite outta there. He said it smells awful. I have not seen him in the act but he says it builds up even after sweating and not bathing himself and his flap....immediately.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:28 pm to
Girls get smegma too. They get it around the clitoris and in between the vulva, or the folds of skin around the vagina.
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 1:30 pm
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:28 pm to
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The ol circumcision thread. Haven't seen one of these in 12 hours or so

Posted by Chadzilla
Houma
Member since Feb 2014
629 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:30 pm to
That shite only happens if you're a nasty fricker and don't clean your shite regularly.
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

My friend is always squeezing or digging some cheesy shite outta there. He said it smells awful. I have not seen him in the act but he says it builds up even after sweating and not bathing himself and his flap....immediately.



You need new friends, that aren't nasty
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:59 pm to
I never said I sleep with girls because I'm uncircumsized. But I am saying that the the more girls you have relations with the higher chance of kissing those Smegma lips.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25483 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 2:12 pm to
I know this is just a troll thread but I've never, ever had a problem with anything growing or smelling inside my foreskin. I'm sure it happens because I have read about it and hear about it with Sal on the Howard Stern Show.

I assume you just have to be one nasty motherfricker to allow something to grow in there. I have went a day or two without showering (while camping) and never had anything like smegma around my cock.

I've never had a girl appear to be scared to touch it. My wife loves it and has been with both types. Most likely because I'm above average in peen department.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 4:03 pm to
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My wife loves it and has been with both types



She just says she loves it, secretly she's thinking how the frick did I end up with this Neanderthal
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 4:05 pm to
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I've never had a sister or cousin appear to be scared to touch it.
Posted by Chadzilla
Houma
Member since Feb 2014
629 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 4:27 pm to
I'm almost positive it feels better for women. Foreskin movement allows for a lot less friction. Not to mention it's more pleasurable for uncircumcised guys considering they still have the nerve endings that get chopped off during circumcision.

I think a lot of the hate from circumcised guys comes from the fact that they know they will never be able to experience the pleasure of sex the way that uncircumcised guys will and there's nothing they can do to bring that feeling back.
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 4:49 pm to
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quote: My wife loves it and has been with both types


So you're saying your wife has fricked lots of dudes?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76264 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:05 pm to
At least they aren't all autistic
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25483 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:18 pm to
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She just says she loves it, secretly she's thinking how the frick did I end up with this Neanderthal


Maybe. But she did ask me to marry her after many times with my peen.

And it's been 16 years and still strong.

Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25483 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

So you're saying your wife has fricked lots of dudes?


I'm sure every woman you have been with is a virgin, right?

Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:21 pm to
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My friend is always squeezing or digging some cheesy shite outta there. He said it smells awful.


Get a new friend
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65593 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:29 pm to
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I've never had a girl appear to be scared to touch it.

Women are masters of deception.
quote:

My wife loves it and has been with both types.

Yes she has. You know what my beautifully cut cock tastes like. Thanks for the public admission, I guess.
quote:

Most likely because I'm above average in peen department.

Now you are an expert in the dick size department. Experience counts, I guess.

Gumps.

It's so easy.




This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 5:30 pm
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25483 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:31 pm to
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Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25483 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:32 pm to
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Gumps.

It's so easy.


Your post wasn't even witty. It's most of what you read here everyday.

I can see why my wife left you for me.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65593 posts
Posted on 1/10/15 at 5:38 pm to
Your first response* to my post made more sense than the second one.

Your wife didn't leave me. I just sobered up.

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*(no message)
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 5:40 pm
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