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Question for people who drive jeeps?

Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:11 pm
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
18 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:11 pm
Why do y’all have those little colorful bobble heads on your dash?

Is it a gay sex thing?
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6406 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
It is a gay sex thing
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18274 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:12 pm to
Aren't they rubber ducks? Not that that makes it any less gay
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
18 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:14 pm to
I didn’t ask to examine the gay sex ducks/bobble heads up close. I just noticed 3 of them today on the interstate and I assumed
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36279 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:21 pm to
where do they get these ducks from?
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6491 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:23 pm to
Any grown man that drives a Jeep may not be a homo but I’m pretty sure his boyfriend is.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9187 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:24 pm to
I’m curious as to how long they have been lesbians
Posted by Lightbringer1
The Land that Time Forgot
Member since Feb 2024
18 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:25 pm to
Couldn’t tell you. I assume there are like underground support groups. Maybe conventions of some sort? Parades during Easter?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28306 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:40 pm to
They stick the toys up their anus before placing them on the dash.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26532 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:44 pm to
Don’t Jeep owners put them on other people’s Jeeps?

If I owned a Jeep, I’d throw that shite across the parking lot…
This post was edited on 4/21/24 at 8:45 pm
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24717 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:46 pm to
I think they use little duck toys, not bobble heads.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
2964 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 8:47 pm to
No, you’d take your Jeep duck and like it.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9304 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:04 pm to
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on’t Jeep owners put them on other people’s Jeeps?



It's called getting ducked
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:06 pm to
What do you drive?
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2054 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:10 pm to
So the first thing that comes to mind for you is "gay sex". Does your wife know?
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33961 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:10 pm to
I just wanna know why they all drive so slow
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1987 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

It's called getting ducked
I did not know about that but I always see the ducks on their dashboards.

tbh it's kinda neat and a cool little thing for them to share together as Jeep owners
Posted by 89AUTiger
Member since May 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I just wanna know why they all drive so slow


Death wobble
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9304 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:20 pm to
One of our vehicles is a Rubicon Jeep Wrangler. It's funny parking it and watching people sneak over to it and leave a duck or put a koozie under the wiper blade. I have no idea how or why this ever started. No ducks on our dash.
I'm a strait red blooded American male.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13875 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

I just wanna know why they all drive so slow
Weak tiny engine and 35’s baw.
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