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QE II Accosted by a Drunk Whilst at Lunch in London
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:31 pm
HRM was having Lunch at the Goring Hotel in London when a drunk started messing with her.
Luckily, the hugest man in the world (David Morgan-Hewitt) manages the Goring and reportedly ate the perp.
Jesus god, how do you get (rhetorical) and stay (actual question) that obese?
Luckily, the hugest man in the world (David Morgan-Hewitt) manages the Goring and reportedly ate the perp.
Jesus god, how do you get (rhetorical) and stay (actual question) that obese?
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 8:32 pm
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Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:32 pm to soccerfüt
Strumpets?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:33 pm to soccerfüt
Credible story Chap!
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:34 pm to soccerfüt
quote:On English cuisine no less.
Jesus god, how do you get (rhetorical) and stay (actual question) that obese?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:36 pm to soccerfüt
I thought they stopped quantitative easing a few years ago
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:37 pm to Tingle
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On English cuisine no less.
In Heaven, the English are the police, the Italians are the lovers, the French are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, and the Swiss run everything.
In Hell, the Germans are the police, the Swiss are the lovers, the English are the cooks, the French are the mechanics, and the Italians run everything.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:39 pm to soccerfüt
Pip, pip. Cheerio. Bob's your uncle and all that rot.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:40 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Bestbank Tiger
The Swiss run everything in Heaven, baw.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:08 pm to Ace Midnight
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The Swiss run everything in Heaven, baw.
Good catch. Fixed.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:41 pm to soccerfüt
In England, French fries are called chips and Comet Pizza is called Goring Hotel.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:13 pm to soccerfüt
That dudes coat is about to explode....just needs to consume one more chicken nugget.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:21 pm to soccerfüt
I say old chap must have a toothpick under the bonnet....
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:22 pm to soccerfüt
His head looks way too small for that body. He looks like a walking photoshop.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:32 pm to soccerfüt
Brotha got a metabolism problem man.
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