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re: Q&A with the First Human Set to Get a Head Transplant

Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:34 pm to
So, he will no longer exist and the new head, along with the brain, will be what this person will think he is.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:53 pm to
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The lengths of the transected spinal cord stumps will be adjusted so they’re even, and the myelinated axons, the spaghetti-like parts of nerve cells, will be fused using a special type of glue made of polyethylene glycol, an inorganic polymer that Canavero says is the procedure’s true magical elixir. In this way, spinal cord function will be established by enabling the cytoplasm of adjacent cells to mix together.
So the writer wasn't joking. They really are going to glue his head to the body.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:56 pm to
They also have to worry about the new body's immune system rejecting his head.

It's basically throwing a Hail Mary.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:08 pm to
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no chance this works
Probably pretty low at the present time but monkey heads have already been transplanted in 1970
The monkey was not happy.
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:16 pm to
Honestly I'm excited about this procedure whether it's an abysmal failure or not because unfortunately many of the most important medical breakthroughs only ever occurred because doctors were willing and/or permitted by their governments to do really unethical and grisly things.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:36 pm to
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Probably pretty low at the present time but monkey heads have already been transplanted in 1970
I watched the video. The monkey was rendered paralyzed, but wasn't losing its shite, like I thought it might.
Posted by VOLcano
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Posted on 7/2/16 at 11:08 pm to
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They also have to worry about the new body's immune system rejecting his head.


That is an issue with any organ transplant, any person that has had one must be on immunosuppressive medication for life.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:00 am to
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and the myelinated axons, the spaghetti-like parts of nerve cells, will be fused using a special type of glue made of polyethylene glycol, an inorganic polymer that Canavero says is the procedure’s true magical elixir.


Yeah, that's not happening.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:10 am to
I want to see this happen just because I'm really into Frankenstein-type experiments.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:11 am to
No way in hell does this actually happen, not even in Russia. Much less it even be successful.

I would have to be terminal and only have a week to live to even consider this. Even then I would still prefer to spend my next to last day with family and loved ones. Then on my last day execute, pardon the pun, my and then my buddy's "people to kill list" and then intentionally OD after getting high AF the rest of the day.

But that's just me.
Posted by GVT
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 5:49 am to
Shouldn't it be a body transplant?
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 5:59 am to
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there is always a 100% chance of not succeeding if you never try.

Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 6:02 am to
Does Dr. Mozzarella not realize that the brain needs oxygen to survive?
Posted by Rust Cohle
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 6:28 am to
The body will be paralyzed right?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:09 am to
Even if this works, how in the world would living as a quadriplegic be better than what he's got going on now?
Posted by mauser
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:21 am to
I think it's been done. I saw something about this in the Weekly World News while in the grocery store checkout line.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73009 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:22 am to
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The lengths of the transected spinal cord stumps will be adjusted so they’re even, and the myelinated axons, the spaghetti-like parts of nerve cells, will be fused using a special type of glue made of polyethylene glycol, an inorganic polymer that Canavero says is the procedure’s true magical elixir. In this way, spinal cord function will be established by enabling the cytoplasm of adjacent cells to mix together.


Basically what this is saying is that permanent paralysis is a thing of the past now. If they can basically alchemize cells at the cytoplasmic level then they can repair a severed nerve. This would have to be the case to give this operation any hope of success. Amazing if it succeeds but usually the first few attempts at something this revolutionary with regards to medicine have a negative outcome.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:27 am to
This fricker has been watching too much Game of Thrones. He will probably change his name to Robert Strong if it works.

The should get it on with it they can get a head start.
Posted by NoNameTiger
Mandeville, LA
Member since Nov 2015
2054 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:36 am to
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The monkey was rendered paralyzed, but wasn't losing its shite, like I thought it might.


Or it was losing its shite but you couldn't tell because it was paralyzed.
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