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Public bathroom stall selection poll
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:08 pm
WWOTD
3 stalls to choose from in a public bathroom for a wicked deuce real life crisis situation
Option 1 - seat down with dried yellow piss all over it.
Option 2 - clean seat with diarrhea in bowl and dried up all over the edge of the bowl.
Option 3 - ADA toilet (really high) with standing water of unknown origin all over the floor.
Where do you sit?
3 stalls to choose from in a public bathroom for a wicked deuce real life crisis situation
Option 1 - seat down with dried yellow piss all over it.
Option 2 - clean seat with diarrhea in bowl and dried up all over the edge of the bowl.
Option 3 - ADA toilet (really high) with standing water of unknown origin all over the floor.
Where do you sit?
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Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:09 pm to Leadhead
Stall 1 and squat (don't touch) if need to pee. If other, hold it until home
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:10 pm to Leadhead
Grit my teeth and endure until I get home.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:11 pm to Leadhead
Can I not be a real man and shite in the great outdoors?
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:13 pm to blue_morrison
quote:
Can I not be a real man and shite in the great outdoors?
This is an underrated pleasure. If you've never done this while enjoying nature's wonders, you're missing something.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:16 pm to Leadhead
Id go outside. Does anyone here stand up to wipe? I had no idea these people existed till recently but it fascinates me.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:17 pm to Leadhead
shite in the sink
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:18 pm to Leadhead
I'd either go outside or just hold it in
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:19 pm to Leadhead
what made you come up with this shitty scenario?Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:22 pm to Leadhead
Obviously option 1. Just line the seat with toilet paper or one of those seat covers.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:23 pm to Nonetheless
quote:
by Nonetheless what made you come up with this shitty scenario?
Real life situation encountered this morning on a golf course. I'm not creative enough to make it up
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:24 pm to Leadhead
Keep driving until I find a Buccees
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:24 pm to Leadhead
Just pick one and shite, quit being a pussy.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:44 pm to Clark W Griswold
quote:
Does anyone here stand up to wipe?
Present. I don't like the idea of my hand scraping the toilet water while wiping.
I stand up, turn and face the demons I released, then wipe.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:48 pm to Real Pirate
quote:
I don't like the idea of my hand scraping the toilet water while wiping
I kind of want to ask.
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:49 pm to Leadhead
go to another location
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:51 pm to TSLG
He fat..
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:55 pm to CorkSoaker
quote:What if it's #3? How are you going to hold that unstoppable force?
Stall 1 and squat (don't touch) if need to pee. If other, hold it until home
Posted on 5/24/15 at 1:57 pm to Leadhead
Option 1 and I would just shite on the floor
Posted on 5/24/15 at 2:06 pm to Clark W Griswold
Id prob go option 3 if not above the shoes. Otherwise, option 1 or hold it. Or grab some TP and go outside.
I always have. Did not know any different until recently. Have tried to adjust, but it still feels weird. Not fat either.
quote:
Does anyone here stand up to wipe? I had no idea these people existed till recently but it fascinates me.
I always have. Did not know any different until recently. Have tried to adjust, but it still feels weird. Not fat either.
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