re: PSA for cheaters out there.

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And this is why you plastidip your entire car

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And that's why you use brake fluid to do this.

Brake tagging...

Get it? Brake tagging?

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Yes that was the joke sir

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My sarcasm meter is out for repairs. My apologies.

wife probably didn't frick her husband enough.

Somebody's getting a new Range Rover.

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Somebody's getting a new Range Rover.

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That was my initial reaction.
Ways to get A new range rover:

I believe that's a criminal act.

That pretty much sums up my ex

Other adding "I didn't frick four of your friends", it hit the nail on the head. I honestly never thought there were people who could lie pretty much every time they opened their mouths until I met her.

I mean, why would someone lie about what they ate for dinner? When I confronted her with evidence she lied, she admitted to it....for about thirty seconds, and then said she never admitted and continued lying about what she ate for dinner. It's fricking weird how those people's brains work

Insurance will cover new tires, mirrors, smashed window, and other broken stuff, and probably have the seat covers replaced if they can't be cleaned. A good body shop will get the red spray paint off, and if they can't, they will repaint.

I promise, his insurance company will NOT total out that car for cosmetic damages.

FWIW...

Are those ducks or dolphins painted on the seats?