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Pooping on the clock

Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:47 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:47 am
Besides blatantly stealing is there no better way to stick it to the man besides dropping a big nasty turd at work? I especially like me some liquor shits. I drank a few gins last night and this place smells like death. I can't wait for the next person to walk in.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:50 am to
quote:

is there no better way to stick it to the man besides dropping a big nasty turd at work?


how is that sticking it to the man exactly? I doubt he uses the same bathroom
Posted by Lambdatiger1989
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
2290 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:50 am to
I had a whole different vision in my head of pooping on the clock...
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11105 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:52 am to
I use to struggle with this (pooping in public restrooms). Now, I pop an adderall and drink a cup of coffee, and then go blow that bitch up
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:52 am to
Obligatory

Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:52 am to
You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14795 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:53 am to
I don't sweat on your time and I don't shite on my time.
Posted by Rhio
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2013
1327 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:53 am to
quote:

I had a whole different vision in my head of pooping on the clock...
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:

You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread.


I'm on a salary but there's still something kinda nice about sitting on the throne at work and knowing this constitutes "work"
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54927 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:55 am to
I always crap on the clock.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11105 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:56 am to
quote:

You can easily tell who the hourly workers are in this thread.


Don't be a douche. Who gives a shite about salaried or hourly?? This is about SHITTING!
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24958 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:59 am to
I crap more at work than i do at home
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:59 am to
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6763 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:59 am to
My wife says you should give a courtesy flush. I told her men don't do that.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:00 am to
Yeah! Capitalism, bitch!
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:00 am to
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I'm on a salary but there's still something kinda nice about sitting on the throne at work and knowing this constitutes "work"


Your days must be really slow or you don't do much. I take pride in the work I do. There's no gratification in shitting at work other than relieving myself. I feel like only a kid would start this kind of thread. "frick you boss, I'm taking a shite". Life will continue.
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 10:02 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59663 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:00 am to
As one poster said he doesn't like to shite in public. I hate when there at big gaps in the stall door and stall wall
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53009 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:01 am to
Eww your wife poos? She must not be that hot
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I don't sweat on your time and I don't shite on my time.


How have I made it to 40 and never heard this? That is gold.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 12/17/15 at 10:05 am to
i wonder sometimes if these workers even have indoor plumbing at the house...it's like they can't wait to get to work to take a dump.i'm sorry but if had i had to take 10 shits a day, i would stay at the house.
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