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Pickup lines for dudes and chicks????
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:44 am
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:44 am
What ya got? "Butt stuff or nah?" Any success stories? I'm trying to pick up both ;)
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Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:45 am to BananaManCan
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Pickup lines for chicks
"wanna frick?"
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:45 am to BananaManCan
I always ask for the last four digits of their social.
Bitches love that.
Bitches love that.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:46 am to BananaManCan
nice tits. wanna frick?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:46 am to BananaManCan
Wait, you're bi?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:46 am to c on z
I'm whatever you want me to be big boy.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:47 am to BananaManCan
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:51 am to BananaManCan
"Nice shoes, wanna frick?"
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:52 am to liz18lsu
Thanks and yes I do. They are reeboks.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:53 am to BananaManCan
"Who are you?"
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:53 am to BananaManCan
White or wheat with bologna?
If they say wheat, I keep moving.
If they say wheat, I keep moving.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:54 am to BananaManCan
"I'll break it off in your arse like The Donald did to Hillary"
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:55 am to arseinclarse
What about condiments?
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:56 am to BananaManCan
one time this guy asked if he could blow me just straight up. nearly worked.
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:57 am to Kcrad
White bread, mayo, mustard
Posted on 2/17/17 at 11:58 am to BananaManCan
You eat lucky charms this morning? Cuz you're looking magically delicious
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:01 pm to BananaManCan
Did you wash your clothes in windex?
Cause I can see myself in dem panties tonight!
Cause I can see myself in dem panties tonight!
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:01 pm to BananaManCan
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet arse
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:02 pm to BananaManCan
pick out 3 ladies and make eye contact periodically the last hour before the bar closes. smile, don't be creepy, but don't talk to them. right after last call go up and introduce yourself, ask them politely if they'd like some company tonight.
they may laugh, but keep a straight face. if you're decent looking, confident, and non threatening but desirable at least one will take you up on the offer. or so i've been told by a friend.
you're welcome
they may laugh, but keep a straight face. if you're decent looking, confident, and non threatening but desirable at least one will take you up on the offer. or so i've been told by a friend.
you're welcome
Posted on 2/17/17 at 12:03 pm to Masterag
Sounds like you've committed a rape before.
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