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Phoenix news reporter charged with defecating on front lawn while on assignment
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:27 pm
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Just after 3 p.m. while in the neighborhood of the player’s home, Mr. Lowe “chose to use the front yard of a residence to relieve himself,” Goodyear Police Department spokeswoman Lisa Kutis told New Times.
“An onlooker from across the street called it in to officers,” Ms. Kutis said. “They approached him, he said he’d had to relieve himself, and they arrested him.”
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Just another dindoodoo nuffin.
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Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:29 pm to dbeck
Let me guess, he ate Popeyes within the last 4 hours of this happening.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:30 pm to dbeck
When you gotta go, you gotta go...
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:33 pm to dbeck
Faced with the choice of dropping trou or shitting my drawers, I am dumping in a bush. Seriously, you gotta give the guy a pass. It isn't like this was some choice he made.
This ranks up there with the Causeway Police arresting the Mandeville Mayor for pissing off the bridge. You think he wanted to do that?
This ranks up there with the Causeway Police arresting the Mandeville Mayor for pissing off the bridge. You think he wanted to do that?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:37 pm to jbgleason
I agree, I just wanted to make that dindoodoo joke. 
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:37 pm to dbeck
lol What a vision to see when you look out the window.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:38 pm to dbeck
Title makes it seem like he shite in their yard, but he just pissed. Wayyyyy different situation.
ETA: Apparently it was defecation, but I've never heard someone describe taking a shite as "relieving" themselves. Taking a piss? Sure, but not taking a shite.
ETA: Apparently it was defecation, but I've never heard someone describe taking a shite as "relieving" themselves. Taking a piss? Sure, but not taking a shite.
This post was edited on 5/19/16 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:38 pm to Commandeaux
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Let me guess, he ate Popeyes within the last 4 hours of this happening.
No doubt
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:40 pm to slackster
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Title makes it seem like he shite in their yard, but he just pissed. Wayyyyy different situation.
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Mr. Lowe faces a fine of up to $2,500 or six months in jail after being charged by the Goodyear Police Department with one count of violating city code 11-1-30, “public urination or defecation.”
Authorities told New Times that he was arrested on suspicion of the latter, a misdemeanor.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:42 pm to dbeck
Better have Imodium next time.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:51 pm to LordSaintly
So if you piss in the front lawn your a sex offender, but if you take a duece then it's a misdemeanor?
Lesson here is to always squat down to pee like a women when peeing in public
Lesson here is to always squat down to pee like a women when peeing in public
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:54 pm to dbeck
Why not just go pee in a bottle?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:55 pm to dbeck
Yep, they charged him with #2.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:56 pm to Upperdecker
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Upperdecker
And poop in the toilet tank?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 7:57 pm to dbeck
He's a news wiz.
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:01 pm to dbeck
quote:
Jonathan Lowe, a reporter for CBS News affiliate KPHO, was among several local news crews covering the arrest of a former Arizona State University football player for sacrificing the family dog, the Phoenix New Timesreported Wednesday.
You didn't think this part of the article was crazier?
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:02 pm to dbeck
More like dindoodoo muffin
Posted on 5/19/16 at 8:06 pm to dbeck
He should have told the cops he identified as a dog.
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