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People who don't flush the toilet in public restrooms (causing a torrential overflow)
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:10 am
C'mon, flush the f'in commode.
Go to a country convenience store yesterday, needed to take a leak. Small bathroom - no urinal just a commode. Someone before me took about a ten pound dump, wiped with five pounds of paper, and didn't flush.
Do I piss on top of the refuse pile and continue the non-flush or do I flush? I flush (stupid choice)because I don't want to pee all over someone else's unseemly dump. Commode immediately overflows (and the lid had stuff on it so no quick way to stop the toilet from operating).
So I get to go out and I have the honor of telling them that their toilet full of shite and bum wad is flowing all over the floor. They didn't believe me, I'm relatively sure, when I said I didn't do it. The woman whose job description apparently includes cleaning up this debacle gives me a go to hell look. I didn't even get to take the badly needed piss.
Flush the damn toilet.
Go to a country convenience store yesterday, needed to take a leak. Small bathroom - no urinal just a commode. Someone before me took about a ten pound dump, wiped with five pounds of paper, and didn't flush.
Do I piss on top of the refuse pile and continue the non-flush or do I flush? I flush (stupid choice)because I don't want to pee all over someone else's unseemly dump. Commode immediately overflows (and the lid had stuff on it so no quick way to stop the toilet from operating).
So I get to go out and I have the honor of telling them that their toilet full of shite and bum wad is flowing all over the floor. They didn't believe me, I'm relatively sure, when I said I didn't do it. The woman whose job description apparently includes cleaning up this debacle gives me a go to hell look. I didn't even get to take the badly needed piss.
Flush the damn toilet.
This post was edited on 8/23/17 at 9:13 am
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Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:13 am to chinhoyang
quote:
Do I piss on top of the refuse pile and continue the non-flush or do I flush?
Piss on the floor
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:13 am to Ingeniero
quote:
Piss on the floor
Sink might have been a better choice.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:14 am to chinhoyang
I never flush. Only because I upper decker every time and it would ruin the surprise for the next guy.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:16 am to chinhoyang
quote:
People who don't flush the toilet in public restrooms (
Spinoff:
Why do all public restrooms not:
1) have automatic everything from flush to sink
2) all doors open out. There's nothing worse that washing your hands and then having to touch that disgusting door handle.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:17 am to chinhoyang
It was probably clogged. Just piss on top.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:18 am to chinhoyang
No pics?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:56 am to chinhoyang
I walked into a stall in a bar once and there was literally shite all over the toilet and floor. The only way I can figure it was possible to do this was to have explosive diarrhea and to stand, semi-hunched, with your arse pointed broadly at the toilet and just blasting a shotgun pattern of shite everywhere. I felt like I'd just walked into a murder seen.
I also walked into a porta-a-potty at like 5pm during a small town night parade, parade wasn't even getting there for another several hours, to see someone had stuck the full roll of toilet paper in the urinal, pissed all over it, and left their empty Old English bottle in the urinal as well. I actually had to take a shite and figured it would be possible since basically no one was out there yet so the port-a-potties shouldn't be trashed. Wrong.
People are disgusting, selfish, irresponsible animals.
I also walked into a porta-a-potty at like 5pm during a small town night parade, parade wasn't even getting there for another several hours, to see someone had stuck the full roll of toilet paper in the urinal, pissed all over it, and left their empty Old English bottle in the urinal as well. I actually had to take a shite and figured it would be possible since basically no one was out there yet so the port-a-potties shouldn't be trashed. Wrong.
People are disgusting, selfish, irresponsible animals.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:05 am to ChewyDante
quote:
People are disgusting,
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:05 am to chinhoyang
Go to any plant site and you will see this shite in every bathroom and porta john. I make it a habit to shite before I leave for work when I am onsite. Most porta johns look like a shite bomb exploded in them, but you still see that some nasty fricker decided to eat his vienna sausages and smoke a pack of cigarettes while sitting in there.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:06 am to chinhoyang
Does your made up disease frick up your ability to discern the properties of pee pee and poo poo
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:13 am to chinhoyang
Public restrooms are disgusting
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:15 am to Breesus
quote:
2) all doors open out. There's nothing worse that washing your hands and then having to touch that disgusting door handle.
Probably a fire code thing.
I use the bottom of my shirt to grab the door handle.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:16 am to Breesus
Use a paper towel to open the door and then throw it away after door is open.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:53 am to LSUScores
Always pee behind the gas station if viable.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 10:58 am to chinhoyang
So are you the janitor or the plumber?
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