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People always assume “magic” is ultimately explained by science. Is that wrong?

Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:16 am
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:16 am
What if it’s ultimately the other way around?

What if we discover after centuries of scientific innovation that all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?

Assumptions are the rice to our jambalaya. Useless and unnoticed by most.
This post was edited on 1/14/22 at 11:17 am
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:17 am to
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shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B


that's cute, you should knit it on a pillow
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:17 am to
Science has always been magic
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted by ducktale
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:18 am to
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all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B


Grats on the sex.
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Posted by TJack
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:18 am to
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Posted by Gaggle
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:18 am to
The rice in jambalaya is integral. I notice it.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:18 am to
Science is nothing but numbers dressed in concepts masquerading as deductive logic to the sheep
Posted by Misnomer
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:19 am to
You’re in the sauce a little early.
Posted by Loup
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:19 am to
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shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?



you're quite the poet
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:21 am to
You're on a roll
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:24 am to
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What if we discover after centuries of scientific innovation that all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?


Tell me you want to shove flowers up your arse without telling me you want to shove flowers up your arse.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:25 am to
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What if we discover after centuries of scientific innovation that all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?


I'd hate to ask what the cure for cancer would be.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:26 am to
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What if it’s ultimately the other way around?

What if we discover after centuries of scientific innovation that all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?


Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:29 am to
I love that gif.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:34 am to
Science is magic. Everything else is calculated perception created by the robots.
Posted by chryso
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:45 am to
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What if we discover after centuries of scientific innovation that all we needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?



Maybe so. You go first.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 11:49 am to
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needed to do was shove carnations up our arse, count to 3, and make a wish to cure hepatitis B?
if it worked I’m sure there would be some science behind it
This post was edited on 1/14/22 at 11:50 am
Posted by td1
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 12:24 pm to
It’s 2022, you can’t assume anything about anyone anymore, so sayith “The Science”.
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted on 1/14/22 at 12:31 pm to
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Assumptions are the rice to our jambalaya. Useless and unnoticed by most



Learn how to cook rice properly baw
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