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re: Pastor Steven Furtick Signs 6-Year, $110 Million Contract With Lakewood Church

Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136839 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:37 am to
Small markets will never be able to contend until they implement some sort for luxury tithe
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 9:51 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29614 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:38 am to
Good for him. America is awesome.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65892 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:39 am to
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Hopefully people wake up to this.


From your lips to God's ears. Wake up, my Son.

Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
62025 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:40 am to
Always been a lot of money in Religion
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:41 am to
I never liked the two pastor position.
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2239 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:46 am to
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Small markets will never be able to contend until they implement some sorry for luxury tithe


Also need revenue sharing, our small market church share should be enough for us to at least upgrade to a HD replay screen in the sanctuary. Gotta at least try to keep up.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58374 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:49 am to
Two deacons and an altar boy to be named later.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78835 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:49 am to
We have the best Prosperity Theology , don't we folks?
Posted by Throwing Stones
Member since Jun 2017
112 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:50 am to
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I never liked the two pastor position.


Found that on pornhub?
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:56 am to
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And this is why as I've gotten older I've decided to move away from organized religion.


Hey buddy! The Babylon Bee is the Christian version of the Onion
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:00 am to
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The contract is worth $110 million over the next six years




Just pray hard, brothers, and you can be rich too! Now put all your liquid assets in this collection plate and go home and max our your credit cards on my books and DVDs
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 10:17 am
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42572 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:05 am to
All kinds of wrong here. Goes completely against the being they worship.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136839 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:07 am to
Jesus was a carpenter, not a communist
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134871 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:08 am to
Just a humble servant of the Lord
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9617 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:13 am to
evangelicals are what's wrong with America. It should be banned.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:13 am to
I've seen a few fb friends post this article in outrage.

I was so tempted to comment it's a satire article but didn't want to come off too snarky. They aren't the type to appreciate snark.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53082 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:16 am to
If Jesus came back and went to one of these churches where they play acoustic electric guitars and wear jean shorts, he'd flip over the drum sets and reverse atms

going to one of those fake churches is like having a smoke alarm with the batteries taken out, it might look like it works but it doesnt
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:16 am to
The dude still owns a $2 mill house tho
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129036 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:18 am to
Anyone who thinks Joel Osteen is a legit preacher doesn't grasp real Christianity.

Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40141 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:19 am to
Lol I am glad I checked the link because my fury was about to be unleashed
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