OT Opinions: women cutting the grass

Gas, arse or cut my grass. There are no free rides.

is that a Geico caveman?

My wife cut the grass once. ONCE.

a woman neighbor of mine used to cut the grass every saturday morning in a bikini when i was in high school. I would be glued to the window to look at them jugs

My wife cut the grass once when I was out of town for about two weeks. She called said "I cut the grass so you do not have to worry about it when you get home." I thought well that is a relief. I drive 12 hours back from the big city of Deridder, LA only to see that my yard had a few mohawks. From then on if I am out of town for awhile I pay the neighbor kid 20 bucks to cut it.

Bellísima

"Can I cut the grass today?" has been never asked by my wife

When my twins were infants and toddlers and I was home alone with them all day every day (which I loved but it was HARD!) I would watch my husband on the riding mower and headphones w/music cutting our six-acre lawn. And it dawned on me...what a treat. I got him to teach me how to ride that thing, and then once a week I got to enjoy some quiet time (with a little music) outdoors...it was great. That lasted till they grew up a bit and then hubby took over again hahahaha! I haven't cut a lawn in about 20 years now..

My mother would cut grass on the riding lawnmower, I would cut the ditch, and my father would weed eat.