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Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:06 pm to
"Mister President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you!"
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20026 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:14 pm to
These two homosexuals were grabbing each other's ballsacks and they both liked it.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:19 pm to



An old lady was looking thru the attic and came across an old sexy Supergirl costume. Wanting to spark things up, she put it on and walked into the kitchen, where her husband was at the table. She lifter her skirt and said 'Super pussy!' Her husband looked at her and said, 'I'll have the soup'.
Posted by rouxgaroux
DFW TX
Member since Aug 2011
637 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:22 pm to
Why God made aspirin white??

So they will work!
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:23 pm to
I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I told the waiter the chicken was rubbery. He thanked me.
Posted by cforester821
Unofficial TD Multimedia Guy
Member since Jun 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:23 pm to
What do you call a black man on the moon?
















An astronaut..
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

My wife is weird. She's always starting conversations off with, "are you even listening to me?"



Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69289 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:01 pm to
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me to pull it out.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52967 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:08 pm to
I have an ebola joke, it's a gut buster
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
10400 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 10:49 pm to
What kind of cold cuts do astronauts eat?









Launch meat.
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:03 pm to
What's the best thing about Switzerland????


Idk but the flag is a big plus



What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing they both stuck up bitches

Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:03 pm to
A black guy, a jew, and an arab walk into a bar, bartender says, "Get the hell outta here."
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9096 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:14 pm to
What do Ethiopians do on Saturday nights?


















Starve.
Posted by Draven
Moon, PA
Member since Jul 2014
808 posts
Posted on 9/24/14 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I told the waiter the chicken was rubbery. He thanked me.



Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 12:16 am to
Two flies land on a fresh steaming dog turd. The first fly lifts his leg and lets out a huge loud fart. The second fly stops what he's doing, looks at the first fly and says, "That is DISGUSTING! Can't you see I'm trying to eat here?"
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45188 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 12:17 am to
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Academy?






















Because they don't like Dick's.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61635 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:13 am to
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?























A stick
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 7:52 am to
They say there is safety in numbers. Really? Tell that to the 6 million jews.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 7:55 am to
that is one of the worst jokes ive ever heard
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