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Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:32 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22001 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:32 pm
Anyone ever been to this place for a quick getaway vacation?



Apparently, in the 60s this little mountain town was failing so they decided to turn it into a German mountain town to attract tourists. It worked.

New girlfriend loves the place and wants to go out there in August for a few days. She wants to go for a week, and I'm thinking long weekend. I don't know if I can take that much kitsch -- even with a healthy dose of wine -- for a week straight.

Anyone been to this place? Other than drink wine and German beer and shop, what is there to do?
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15521 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:33 pm to
It's a shithole filled with Darth clones. Ever since the tornado tore the place up, they have really gone out of their way to make it as trashy as possible.

Go to Highlands, NC instead.
This post was edited on 7/29/15 at 12:35 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22001 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

It's a shithole filled with Darth clones.


Just noticed the camo cargo pants guy in the center of the picture.

I thought Darth wore mom jeans?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24529 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:35 pm to
Go for Oktoberfest. Haven't been since 2010, but it was a blast.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15521 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Just noticed the camo cargo pants guy in the center of the picture.

I thought Darth wore mom jeans?


A lot of the new businesses cater to the cruiser culture.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:38 pm to
Used to go there back in the early 90s. It was a nice place to go back then.
This post was edited on 7/29/15 at 12:39 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24595 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:39 pm to
Worth going to. Some of the local hotels will try to change your rate when you get there. Be careful.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:39 pm to
It's cheesy and lame.

Get a cabin and skip the town.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:40 pm to
I don't live very far. I used to go a lot when I was younger. I haven't been in years.

I've seen some shite in that town during Oktoberfest.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6545 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:40 pm to
Have been several times. One day is really enough. There are no great restaurants or bars, and the general crowd is very boring.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50253 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Other than drink wine and German beer and shop,

wine, not really
German bier, not really
shop, to each their own (define ´shop´)

Went hiking very near there, at some state park, and liked it.

Helen however, is pretty damned ´meh´. It´s missing carnival rides.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Went hiking very near there, at some state park, and liked it.
unicoi?been there, very beautiful place...agreed on helen being pretty touristy.planning to go back and tour tallulah gorge nearby (where they filmed part of deliverance.)
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:53 pm to
I only ever go for 2 reasons. Shooting the Hooch and Oktoberfest. Town's cheesy as shite, but if you roll out to Oktoberfest with a cool group and aren't afraid of cutting loose and dancing/drinking to polka, it can be a good time.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64639 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:03 pm to
You seem overtly hostile towards me. Where's this come from?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:06 pm to
The traffic there is terrible because of everyone crossing the main road. And yes, it's cheesy and touristy.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167336 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:06 pm to
Let's not make this thread all about you.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:07 pm to
Or mountain house isn't too far from there. We go to Helen occasionally but I wouldn't make it a point to go there for a vacation
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79237 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:07 pm to
It's pretty terrible.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64639 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Let's not make this thread all about you.


I'm not, just find it odd to open a thread and find this guy bad mouthing me. Just wondering what I've done to him.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15521 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

You seem overtly hostile towards me. Where's this come from?


Why do you find it hostile? You like being known as the resident cruiser guy here, don't you?
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