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Ok to eat marbles no problem?

Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:02 pm
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:02 pm
will they pass on through without issue? I would like to shite marbles
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:02 pm to
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65531 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
Try eating the Elgin Marbles and get back to us on how that worked for you.
Posted by Rooco
Member since May 2012
486 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
Yeah dude absolutely
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141660 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
you've lost your hamburger
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
it'll be a lot easier for you if you just shove them up your a-hole like a normal person.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:05 pm to
Throw down some magnets while you're at it. Gotta get your iron.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14564 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:07 pm to
Walk on water
Eat bullets
shite ice cream
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:07 pm to
Yeah, what could go wrong with eating glass.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120172 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:07 pm to
How big? Probably ok but getting past your ileocecal valve is the limiting favtor.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66377 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Try eating the Elgin Marbles and get back to us on how that worked for you


Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18781 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:09 pm to
Anal beads just aren't doing the trick anymore?
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:09 pm to
you should eat anal beads. bet that's fun.
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3247 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:14 pm to
What's up with all the alters posting tonight?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65531 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:19 pm to
I am not an alter, I am a human being!


Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:26 pm to
Googled it (this thread was 6th result btw).

One guy said he ate as many as 80 no problem but he knew what he was doing. Lady said she helped surgery on guy who only ate 1. Another dude said becasue the marbles are so smooth they may "slip" into the bladder and then clog your urethra if you couldn't pass it. --frick that. generally they said it wasn't worth the risk.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55979 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:28 pm to
you should give it a try...follow it up with some taco bell and you would be like a human machine gun...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 9:30 pm to
Marbles as in Jenna Marbles?
LINK
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/6/16 at 10:06 pm to
I say go for it. Keep us updated
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