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OK. I can live with flight attendants not being young and hot

Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:46 am
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:46 am
But for fricks sake. If your hips and arse are so wide that you find it impossible to walk down the aisle without ramming every aisle passenger, you're not fricking qualified for the job.

/Short rant
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59672 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:47 am to
so true. They still have a handful of hot ones floating around
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:48 am to
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They still have a handful of hot ones floating around
Singapore Airlines for the win.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:48 am to
And gay ones
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:48 am to
The older ones are rude. They are Union workers in the US so it's hard to fire them.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17503 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:48 am to
I think it was the Japanese or Korean airlines that have bikini-clad stewardesses...
Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3182 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:48 am to
quote:

They still have a handful of hot ones floating around


I've done a lot of flying...and I've never seen one. Mostly gay guys now....not that theres anything wrong with that....
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9299 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:49 am to
Foreign airlines still know how to hire the good ones.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18911 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:51 am to
I don't give a shite as long as they are nice and bring me my Bloody Mary. So tired of hearing they are "safety workers first" and that they will get my drink if it doesn't interfere with them chatting up the pilot and reading their phone.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58788 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:51 am to
Singapore and Emirates. US flight attendants are a symbol of the decay of America.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:58 am to
We don't win anymore
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:59 am to
I flew from BWI yesterday and I can tell you on both flights none of the attendants could walk down the aisle without bumming into me - it isn't because there's less room on the jets either. Generally speaking, flight attandant careers must be less diserable than in the past...the quality of people has fallen, and the number of men have increased exponentially of the last few years...
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:01 am to
I agree. The quality just in type of person has declined.

And yeah. The gay population of attendants is WAY out of proportion.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12171 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:04 am to
I feel like gay men are starting to become the majority in this profession. FWIW, I fly about once a month on average and I can't remember the last time I saw a flight attendant that was even somewhat attractive.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57704 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:04 am to
Be thankful you have some whooty's and not gay guys that's becoming the norm
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22906 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:19 am to
frick the rude ones too.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59672 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:29 am to
Used to be 2 good looking ones on my flights from Pittsburgh to Charlotte for delta. Not OT10s but solid 8. One had the most amazing arse. The kind you want to get bumped by. Make you wanna get an aisle seat.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
18672 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:31 am to
I fly 2-3x per week and can tell you there are damn few hot FAs out there anymore.

When I see one it's usually a regional airline and the FA is early 20s just starting out. Some international airlines have a better looking group on average but it's not like the old days.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13585 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:34 am to
quote:

But for fricks sake. If your hips and arse are so wide that you find it impossible to walk down the aisle without ramming every aisle passenger, you're not fricking qualified for the job.


Do you think she gets weighed on the baggage weigh station? I mean, they have to at least be conscious of their fat employees if they put a limit on your baggage weight. Im sure only other skinny attendants can fly with her to balance it out.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6373 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:34 am to
I had an entire crew of decent talent on Tuesday on a flight from Dulles to Houston.
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