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NYC man sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:00 pm
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Sometimes resembling a celebrity is not all it's cracked up to be.
New York City resident Mario Licato, for instance, got quite the unpleasant surprise just for resembling "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf.
Licato was exiting a Lower East Side subway station Saturday evening when an unidentified man sucker-punched him, sending him hurtling down the steps back into the station. "I didn't even see the guy. I just see his fist coming towards me. It knocked me, and while I was falling down the stairs, all I hear was, 'This is because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf,'" Licato tells Gothamist.
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"They got out of the car and the first EMT guy, while I'm gushing blood from my face, with my broken glasses, just says, 'Welcome to New York, buddy,'" he explained. "My response was 'Well, f**k you, I'm born and raised here.' I was like, 'Are you kidding me? You're standing in front of somebody who's bleeding out of their face and that's your first response?'"
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"I want to know what Shia LaBeouf did to him," Licato said of his assailant. "What did Shia LaBeouf do to him that he punched somebody that looks like him? He must have did something so mean. Did he steal his girlfriend? Did he just see his last performance art piece?"
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Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:01 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Um...pic?
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:04 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:09 pm to Green Chili Tiger
"Unidentified man" = black
He punched the guy because he looked gay. "You look like Shia LaBeouf" seems like a witty gay insult to ignorant violent people like the assailant.
He punched the guy because he looked gay. "You look like Shia LaBeouf" seems like a witty gay insult to ignorant violent people like the assailant.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:09 pm to stonedbegonias
That picture and his "horrible treatment while gushing blood" tell me that dude probably deserved it.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:11 pm to stonedbegonias
Did he really use that picture for a LinkedIn profile? Employers must be beating down his door.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:17 pm to shutterspeed
quote:He probably makes more money than everyone who will upvote your post combined.
Did he really use that picture for a LinkedIn profile? Employers must be beating down his door.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:18 pm to shutterspeed
I can understand punching Shia Ladouche. But to lunch a guy that looks like him is insane.
Though, the dude does look like him. He's probably used it to get laid several times.
Though, the dude does look like him. He's probably used it to get laid several times.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:19 pm to ballscaster
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He probably makes more money than everyone who will upvote your post combined.
To be fair, he probably pays more a month for a shitty 600 square foot studio apartment than all of their house notes combined too.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:20 pm to CCTider
Sorta resembles..but like, not enough to fight about.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:24 pm to Green Chili Tiger
what can one even say about it
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:26 pm to ballscaster
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"Unidentified man" = black
Black people don't know who Shia LaBeouf is.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:28 pm to Green Chili Tiger
New York City gonna New York City. Tons and tons of douche in that place.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:30 pm to Green Chili Tiger
the puncher could be a blood relative of a co-worker, former co-worker...
my screwball co-worker is at my bench, and there's a maintenance man walking by the room,
my idiot co-worker sez, you see that guy, uhuh, I want to punch him out!! why? I don't like his face !!!
wtf ?!?! that was 30 yrs ago..dem folks still be around...
my screwball co-worker is at my bench, and there's a maintenance man walking by the room,
my idiot co-worker sez, you see that guy, uhuh, I want to punch him out!! why? I don't like his face !!!
wtf ?!?! that was 30 yrs ago..dem folks still be around...
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:39 pm to retired trucker
quote:What the frick are you talking about?
retarded trucker
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:...with still enough money left over for brunch and shoes.
To be fair, he probably pays more a month for a shitty 600 square foot studio apartment than all of their house notes combined too.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:49 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:We can kick your city's arse.
New York City gonna New York City. Tons and tons of douche in that place.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:51 pm to blueboy
had stupid co-worker, basically do the same thing
wanted to punch someone cuz he didn't like the guys face, same shite !!!
wanted to punch someone cuz he didn't like the guys face, same shite !!!
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:55 pm to ballscaster
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New York City gonna New York City. Tons and tons of douche in that place.
We can kick your city's arse.
Case in point, folks.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 5:59 pm to Funky Tide 8
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New York City gonna New York City. Tons and tons of douche in that place.
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Alabama fan
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Case in point, folks.
Which number is the highest for you?:
a) number of credit hours at Bama
b) number of times you've been to NY?
c) number of Duckhead shirts in your dresser?
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