NSFW: 20 questions women think about when knocking boots

IWHI and make her play with my balls.

I'll help the lazy OP

1.When you’re getting head and you reach down to touch your balls, what are you trying to convey? Do you want us to touch them? Is it something you enjoy doing on your own? Use your words, please. Even a grunt would be appreciated.

2.Again, when it comes to head (balls excluded) do you prefer the hands-on-the-shaft approach or do you want the whole “look ma, no hands,” thing?

3.We’re not in any way obligated to go near you arse, right? Is that something the majority of you don’t think about? Or are we completely just conditioned into thinking so?

4.To those of you who don’t manscape, why is that? Is it a matter of laziness or just personal preference? Do you not know how?

5.Keeping up with the pubic hair (far more interesting than The Kardashians), do you give a shite if we have hair down there? Like would it actually deter you from having sex?

6.Lingerie: worth the money or just an unnecessary frilly hurdle? For us to wear, not you, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

7.You guys close your eyes from time to time. Whatcha thinkin’ about? I’m sure it varies, but there has to be some sort of general constant. Is it other women? Is it your car payment?

8.What do blue balls feel like?

9.Why do some of you have the compulsion to ejaculate on a woman’s face? Would you like ejaculate on your face? I don’t think so.

10.Have you ever tasted your own ejaculate? (Why am I allowed to write for the internet?)

11.Period sex: yay or nay?

12.What are the ultimate boner killers? Like if you’re mom calls during sex, do you think you could keep going?

13.Whiskey dick: has it ever happened to you? If so, why would you continue to drink to the point it happens again?

14.Are you ever “not in the mood”? If so, what could be the cause of that?

15.What’s it like to have to pee with a boner?

16.Titty-fricking: what’s the appeal?

17.Do you feel emasculated when you watch porn?

18.Does spitting or swallowing actually matter to you or do you not really give a shite what happens the moment it comes out?

19.Do you think you’d perform differently if you were trying to conceive a child? Like would the knowledge that you’re potentially procreating cause you to switch up your style?

20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them?

The only question she didnt ask is why do I like slapping my cock against her forehead

im not sure that was really her

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16.Titty-fricking: what’s the appeal?

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This is a rhetorical question

I knew that bitch was fat.

that chick has brown/hazel eyes the author has blue eyes

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20.And again, for posterity, BALLS: what the frick do you really want us to do with them? 

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Put them in your mouth and hummmmm

Leave my nuts alone. I get too worried bitches are gonna punch them or something devastating

Reading any further than the OP seems gay. I'm outta this thread because I don't care about other TD'ers ball preference