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re: Norm MacDonald says that he's not completely sure that OJ is guilty of murder

Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:18 pm to
Soccerfut just trolled at least 6 people just now
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:18 pm to
Seems like all old whites think he is guilty.

I was 12 in 1995, I don't give a shite if he is or not.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:21 pm to
mrservon, post less & btw to all the haters:



The OP's referenced article was weak, again who the frick cares what the non-relevant MacDonald thinks?

He's desperate to have any publicity, hence the hack article when OJ was in the news again.

This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 6:22 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20983 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:24 pm to
Please go have sex and leave this thread alone. Norm is easily one of the most underrated comics out there. Letterman wanted him on his show to be the last stand-up performer he ever had.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Please go have sex and leave this thread alone.




OK
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:30 pm to
I enjoy norm's character of Pigeon
Posted by BilJ
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:39 pm to
"After a long trial Marsha Clark has been reunited with her children. They were excited to see her because she lets them get away with murder"
This post was edited on 7/26/17 at 8:44 am
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:43 pm to
NM is in my personal hall of fame if only for one joke. He was doing the SNL Weekend Update in '95 or so and said this, in his matter-of-fact tone of voice and with an incredulous semi-smirk on his face:

"After the OJ Simpson acquittal verdict was announced, Washington DC mayor Marion Berry urged both white Americans and black Americans... To help get him some crack."

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108112 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:47 pm to
After bashing him 3 times already during Weekend Update:

"Now more OJ Simpson news! On Friday the Juice officially endorsed Bill Clinton for President, adding 'I'd like to help him anyway I can' to which the President replied, 'Well there is one thing.'"

Posted by G The Tiger Fan
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 6:56 pm to
"In his civil trial this week, OJ Simpson claims that he never ever beat, choked, or hit his ex-wife with a closed or open fist. Luckily for OJ, lawyers forgot to ask if he had ever cut her head off."
Posted by PhifeDogg
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:03 pm to
I like how Norm doesnt change his voice when he does celebrity impersonations. He's still 'Norm', but he tells you who he's impersonating. I don't think anybody else could get away with doing celebrity impersonations like that.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:



That's something no one can take away from you...unless you kill your wife and a waiter.




Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:27 pm to
Whenever Howard stern interviews a comedian he always asks them who they think the best is, I can't think of one who didn't have norm at the top of their list. That's saying something because most comedians hate each other and find it hard to laugh at each other because of the severe competition
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:48 pm to
Seems like all old whites think he is guilty.

I was 12 in 1995, I don't give a shite if he is or not.


I guess since it was decades before you were born you're AOK with that Hitler fellow.
Posted by szusa071
Member since Aug 2011
41 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 7:55 pm to
Weekend Update was the best during his run. He use to crush Michael Jackson

quote:

"Reports say that Michael Jackson's wife is now pregnant with the pop star's second child. Asked why he decided to become a father again so soon, Jackson explained
that his 7-month-old son is starting to lose his looks."


quote:

After the announcement that Michael Jackson andLisa Marie Presley planned to divorce, Macdonald joked about their irreconcilable differences on Weekend Update: "She's more of a stay-at-home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile."
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108112 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 8:32 pm to
One of the best Norm clips ever where Norm saves a bombing interview. To make up for this, Norm later cast her on his sitcom: LINK
This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 8:33 pm
Posted by Sidicous
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Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 8:44 pm to
I always suspected OJ was covering for his son. The son had a history of violence just like dear old dad.

And we will never know what was inside the envelope OJ gave the Judge that was only to be opened in case he was convicted.

That envelope had a few things inside, one could have been a knife from the shape/size of impression it left on the envelope.

It is conceivable OJ was willing to stand trial for a loved one, but not willing to actually take the fall and the envelope held the real evidence of who did the killing.
Posted by TigerHoosier
Angola, IN
Member since May 2005
539 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 8:52 pm to
And we will never know what was inside the envelope OJ gave the Judge that was only to be opened in case he was convicted.

Wat????????
Posted by West Texas 33
Dillon, TX
Member since Apr 2011
693 posts
Posted on 7/25/17 at 8:54 pm to
His favorite jokes were rape jokes per Norm himself.

Prison-SNL

Grow up

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