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No Time For Pokémon Go? This Girl Will Catch 'Em All For You
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:24 pm
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"My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokémon I come into contact with, activating every Poké Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs," wrote the self-proclaimed professional Pokémon Go trainer on Craigslist. "I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting things I've come across for you. Pokémon training help, gym battles and strategy tips are also included, if requested."
https://www.askmen.com/news/tech/professional-pokemon-go-trainer-advertises-on-craigslist-to-play-for-20-hr.html
https://www.instagram.com/ivystive/
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 10:56 pm
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:26 pm to Signal Soldier
I bet she has a Pokemon hiding in her bush.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:26 pm to Signal Soldier
I'll give her $20 an hr but it won't be for Pokemon.
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:27 pm to Signal Soldier
Nope. That girl looks like she'd collapse and die while looking for my Pokemon. Eat a burger and put on a bra for frick's sake. You know she has a stench to her that could floor a possum.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:31 pm to Signal Soldier
I do believe iwhi but I wouldn't give her my password. Probably sell it for heroin on 4chan
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:33 pm to Signal Soldier
WNHI
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:34 pm to Signal Soldier
Cute face. Too bad she's got tattoos.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:34 pm to Rize
quote:
I'll give her $20 an hr but it won't be for Pokemon.
You'd probably catch more than just pokemon
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:35 pm to Signal Soldier
I can't say I applaud her clientele but she has initiative. It's people like that who shame those who "can't find work". You find it where you can.
And yes, IWHI.
And yes, IWHI.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:35 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
put on a bra for frick's sake.
Said no man ever
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:37 pm to foshizzle
Iwhi, but i'd keep it a secret.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:37 pm to Signal Soldier
You'd be surprised. I bet if she is in a big metro area, I'm guessing NYC, she'll have a few dorks that agree to this.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:38 pm to Signal Soldier
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:38 pm to Signal Soldier
IWNHI
especially not with that NASCAR haircut
especially not with that NASCAR haircut
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:39 pm to The Boat
The tatoos are the deal breaker?
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:40 pm to JScoop8
It looks like she told her stylist "Clear the windshield" and he just cut it even with her forehead
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:41 pm to GRTiger
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Said no man ever
Then you haven't gotten your hair cut by a 300 pound bitch as her boobs rested on your shoulder. I speak from experience, and wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:41 pm to GRTiger
quote:
put on a bra for frick's sake.
Said no man ever
All the Aggies on the board were relieved when they saw it was an ole miss fan.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:43 pm to OMLandshark
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Then you haven't gotten your hair cut by a 300 pound bitch as her boobs rested on your shoulder. I speak from experience, and wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
But her titties wouldn't touch your head unless you have a Barry Bonds sized dome.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:43 pm to Signal Soldier
I'd give her a quickie so she could get back to her shift at Hot Topic.
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