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No Pee/Poop Signs

Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:36 pm
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:36 pm
Why do people put up those signs all over their yard saying "No Poop/Pee"? I could certainly understand the frustration if people don't clean up after their dog, and I've even heard people explain they have kids and don't want them running around in grass that may have remnants of dog poop that weren't picked up all the way....but pee?

We are OUTSIDE. Even if you didn't have dogs peeing in your yard on occasion, what about wild animals and unrestrained pets that definitely are peeing there and not adhering to your dumb sign?

People are inventing new ways to be anal retentive.
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1852 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:38 pm to
The nitrogen in dog piss causes dead spots in the grass
Posted by BigApple
Member since Jun 2022
411 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:39 pm to
Good thing my dog doesn’t know how to read.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
167 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Why do people put up those signs all over their yard saying "No Poop/Pee"? I could certainly understand the frustration if people don't clean up after their dog, and I've even heard people explain they have kids and don't want them running around in grass that may have remnants of dog poop that weren't picked up all the way....but pee?

We are OUTSIDE. Even if you didn't have dogs peeing in your yard on occasion, what about wild animals and unrestrained pets that definitely are peeing there and not adhering to your dumb sign?

People are inventing new ways to be anal retentive.


Lemme guess....renter?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81784 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:41 pm to
Yah if you want to use your rosemary as food, don't plant it near the heckin sidewalk. So dumb.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 5:41 pm
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:41 pm to
The yard of the person with the signs is mostly weeds anyway. My dog is conducting a free service.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
644 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

People are inventing new ways to be anal retentive.
quote:

Why do people put up those signs all over their yard saying "No Poop/Pee"? I could certainly understand the frustration if people don't clean up after their dog, and I've even heard people explain they have kids and don't want them running around in grass that may have remnants of dog poop that weren't picked up all the way....but pee?

We are OUTSIDE. Even if you didn't have dogs peeing in your yard on occasion, what about wild animals and unrestrained pets that definitely are peeing there and not adhering to your dumb sign?
Hey Pot, meet Kettle.
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:42 pm to
No I own my house.
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:43 pm to
How am I being anal retentive in this scenario?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20458 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:44 pm to
What’s the suggestion? We can’t walk dogs? I can’t stop my dog from peeing
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
4860 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:44 pm to
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causes dead spots in the grass


Oh man… you’re probably gonna have to just dig up the whole yard & grow new grass after that
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54241 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:47 pm to
One early Summer afternoon I was standing on my porch. I have a longish driveway and I noticed a car turn in. That's not unusual, I could make a little change if I put up a turnaround booth and charged for it, but that wasn't what the person driving this car had in mind.

The woman driving got out of the car, opened the door (walking on the house side of the door not the inside part so it blocked the view of her from the road), pulled down her pants, squatted, and took a piss right in front of me, God, and everybody. She pissed in my driveway! I haven't even pissed in my driveway, at least not that part of it.

After she was gone I walked down there, and yep.....there was a wet spot.











Now I have two "NO POOP! No PEE" signs at the end of my driveway.
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1852 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:48 pm to
I'm just telling you why people don't want dogs pissing in the yards...because it kills grass. Furthermore have your dog go piss in your own grass if it's no big deal.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54241 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

The nitrogen in dog piss causes dead spots in the grass

Good thing raccoons, opossums, squirrels, foxes, bobcats, black bears, skunks, and armadillos know how to read.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12700 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

I could certainly understand the frustration if people don't clean up after their dog


Sounds like you solved the riddle, Sherlock.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3533 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:50 pm to
Where do you stand on throwing a poop bag in your garbage can?
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:53 pm to
No one cleans up pee from grass, Watson.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12700 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

No one cleans up pee from grass, Watson.


No shite Watson
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7000 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

The nitrogen in dog piss causes dead spots in the grass


Interesting - now dogs are contributing to climate change .
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:57 pm to
Oh I see. You own some of these dumb signs LOL
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