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re: N.M. man gets 18 years for using semen in squirt gun for attack on kids

Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:00 pm to
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How many years would it take that child to get over the fact that they just got jizzed on via super soaker?
A half hour probably. Maybe less.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:02 pm to


I think thats the type of thing that stays with you for life.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:02 pm to
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I think thats the type of thing that stays with you for life.

Not for a kid. If you don't make a big deal about it, they will never think about it. The older victims maybe more.
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 5:04 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76270 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:03 pm to
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How many years would it take that child to get over the fact that they just got jizzed on via super soaker?

I mean it's gross and all but the kids have probably forgot about it by now. Kids move on to other things quick.

I don't care that he got 18 yrs, but I don't think more years is necessary. 18 yrs is a long time.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:03 pm to
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I think thats the type of thing that stays with you for life.


especially if other kids know it happened. you will be splooge face til you die.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:04 pm to

That biglego dude must be some creep trying to defend his kind.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5031 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:07 pm to
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I mean it's gross and all but the kids have probably forgot about it by now.



They say his victims ranged in age from 9 to 18.


I remember far less significant shite around that age. Pretty nonchalant about being shot with a jizz gun.

But hey, thats just me
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:08 pm to
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18 yrs is a long time.



if it were your kids, you'd probably think differently... or maybe not.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5031 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:09 pm to
"Get over it Johnny, life sucks"

Is how i'd imagine how that conversation goes with his kid.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38878 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:09 pm to
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Why would anyone think semen is in the squirt gun?


Because there was probably more Than just a few drops of semen. Also, his story made no sense.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35371 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:11 pm to
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if it were your kids, you'd probably think differently... or maybe not.

I was going to say this but the way he is talking, I'd guess not.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:11 pm to
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"Get over it Johnny, life sucks"

Is how i'd imagine how that conversation goes with his kid.


or, look jr. i've had semen squirted in my face hundreds of times...and i turned out alright.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5031 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167213 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Why would anyone think semen is in the squirt gun?




The more experienced older girls recognized the taste and consistency?
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:14 pm to
This is great material for r/ImGoingToHellForThis. I actually laughed out loud at the originality even though the dude is fricked in the head and deserves to shanked every day.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:08 pm to
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I think he deserves to die.


epic overreaction. It's just body fluid. 6 months would be plenty.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:10 pm to
Think how many semen-squirting guns he'll meet in prison.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76270 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:20 pm to
It's like y'all respond to things you wish I had said.

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