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neighbors dog keeps using my yard as its toilet, how can I stop this?

Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:04 pm
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25197 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:04 pm
the neighbors refuse to lock the stupid dog up so it just runs all over the place and chooses my yard. the little frick even runs up when i'm outside and stares at me while he does it sometimes. i can't do anything to it because i'm the new guy on the block and i would immediately be blamed.

inb4shittyneighborhood

Eta: I have talked to them numerous times already.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 6:14 pm
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:04 pm to
Call the cops. Duh.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6451 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:05 pm to
Call the cops so they can come shoot the dog. It's the only reasonable solution to this problem.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30999 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90504 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:05 pm to
maybe grab your nuts and go talk to your neighbors about it
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25197 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:06 pm to
tried that, they don't care
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:06 pm to
Pick up the shite and throw it on the neighbors porch
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:06 pm to
Go to Walmart, find some testicles, put them on your waist, go talk to your neighbor.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13476 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:06 pm to
Take a dump in their front yard
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27094 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:06 pm to
Talk to your neighbor. frick.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:07 pm to
Ooooooooooo good idea.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90504 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:07 pm to
call the cops. call animal control.

take the shite and throw it on their lawn
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13476 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Go to Walmart, find some testicles, put them on your waist, go talk to your neighbor.


That's boring and logical......frick that
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:10 pm to
Take a hotdog and stuff like 20 aspirins in it. Toss the hotdog to the dog next time you see him.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27094 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:10 pm to
Then put one of those stupid "please don't poop in my yard" signs up. That gives you authority to shoot the dog the second it shits in your yard.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58336 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:12 pm to
Go talk to your neighbors like an adult.
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:13 pm to
change the antifreeze in your car, go inside while the wife makes you a sandwich and it drains into the pan for a while.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:14 pm to
The OP lives next to the Baja Men
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4043 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:14 pm to
Grab and take it to the city pound as a lost dog. After taking off its tags of course.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:16 pm to
Peg him with a tennis ball. He'll understand.
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