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Neighbor doesn't have a weed eater

Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:51 pm
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:51 pm
My neighbor doesn't own a weed eater - who doesn't own a weed eater? Originally I thought his was broke, well after 2 years I have deduced that he doesn't have one. I purchased a new and thought about giving him the old one.
Options:
1. Throw it over the fence and ask him to tiddy his fence line up
2. Hey mf'r here's a weed eater you know how to use it?
3. Do you even weed eat?

He's a great guy just maybe was raised in the city and never owned one? Idk
See the tigah fans in Wisc!!!
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:54 pm to
Hey man, you want this daiquiri maker?
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:54 pm to
Good one.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66429 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
Hey baw, you want this instant crawfish boiler?
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:56 pm to
Nice
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:57 pm to
What's next? People without edgers?

To Hell with this planet.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

who doesn't own a weed eater?


Your neighbor.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:00 pm to
He just bought a edger in the spring- after he was out of town and I trimmed and cut his front yard
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:00 pm to
Yep
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66429 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:00 pm to
So passive aggressive.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:02 pm to
I'm trying to help a brother out. And I'm tired of weed eating his crap
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18756 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:05 pm to
We have a few assholes who seldom if ever edge around their sidewalks, and others who let the grass grow in the cracks in the sidewalk.

I thought about posting in the 'hood newsletter that we formed a Welfare Weed Patrol because some residents are apparently too poor to afford a trimmer or Roundup. Present you proof of being on welfare or food stamps, and we will come do it for your poor, pitiful arse.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

. And I'm tired of weed eating his crap


Roundup?
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:06 pm to
"Hey man I just got a new weed eater and don't have anywhere to put the old one. Would you like to have it?"Pretty fricking simple.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:06 pm to
Stfu, that's so anal and shows that you need to worry about yourself.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66429 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:08 pm to
I understand man. I'd probably do the same.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14565 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:09 pm to
Edger and roundup for fence
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:11 pm to
He's saving up his money to buy a Stihl trimmer to show up you and your weed eater.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11658 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:13 pm to
I know how to do this - it to post something on the ot and enjoy the comments
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 9/1/16 at 7:13 pm to
How bout just spray some Round-up at the fence line?
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