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Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:56 am to Badman
I could tell you but it's illegal
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:57 am to Badman
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First time the wife and I have been out of town, without kids, in a while.
She's just going to sleep. Book it.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:57 am to Upperdecker
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Don't masturbate until this weekend. Build up an extra big load for her. She'll love it
What?!
You always gotta throw one away if you gonna put in work.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:58 am to rantfan
I'm sensing a little sarcasm in this tread.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:59 am to Badman
This thread is not making me excited to ever get remarried.
Enjoy the sex, though!
Enjoy the sex, though!
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:59 am to Badman
LucasP is the best one on here for advice. He gave Scruffy the best weekend of his life.
*swoon*
*swoon*
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:59 am to Badman
Get yourself a room with a nice, big shower or bath tub. Lather her up good. She'll be on her knees, begging for that freshly washed dong. You're welcome 
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:00 am to Evil Little Thing
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This thread is not making me excited to ever get remarried.
Enjoy the sex, though!
marriage is practically pointless these days besides creating a family unit. If you and your partner dont plan on having kids then I dont see why people get married.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:03 am to Badman
Step 1 - slick up the beanbag real nice
Step 2 - peptides
Step 3 - profit
Step 2 - peptides
Step 3 - profit
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:09 am to Badman
Serious advice, copious water and pineapple till the session.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:11 am to Badman
Pamper the hell out of her. Then go 100 shades of badman on her
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:11 am to Badman
Realistically, you'll have 5-10 minutes of sex (maybe) twice all weekend, and spend most of your time on Wayfair.com shopping for a new couch.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:13 am to Badman
the bed chamber must be properly prepared
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:16 am to Badman
If you haven't been preparing your whole life for a weekend like this, now is too late to start preparing
You'll blow your load in about two minutes
You'll blow your load in about two minutes
This post was edited on 2/23/17 at 9:16 am
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:16 am to Badman
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What are some of the things you guys do to prepare for marathon sex?
invite my two best friends with us.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:19 am to Badman
Find some X
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:25 am to Badman
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wife
Pics.
Really guys it took until page 2
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:46 am to Badman
drink a shite ton of booze and 3 lines of blow 30 minutes prior to sex
your welcome
your welcome
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:21 am to Badman
Hookers and blow.
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