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Naked & Afriad lady quit- bugs going up her hooha!

Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:25 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:25 am
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On Sunday's Naked and Afraid, a contestant by the name of Meghann had to deal with a terrifying bug situation. The 27-year-old from Flagstaff, Arizona, was the victim of aggressive biting insects who had no respect for privacy.

"The feeling of them crawling into my private parts and areas of my body that I don't want them in is just a little too much for me," Meghann said. At night, Meghann was unable to get any sleep due to the bugs attacking her, claiming she never slept for more than 30 minutes. Uncomfortable, in pain and in tears, Meghann can be heard saying, "They're swarming me. They crawl up in-between my vagina lips. I can't handle it."


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26516 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:26 am to
I guess it's better than that parasite up your pee hole...



Side note: naked, and in the woods... WTF did she expect...
Probably flies looking for the dead fish...

It's Yahoo, suprised they didn't call them misogynistic bugs or something...
This post was edited on 3/22/21 at 8:30 am
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9822 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:27 am to
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10860 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:28 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12401 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:29 am to
Talk about a Venus flytrap.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34097 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:30 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:32 am to
quote:

They're swarming me. They crawl up in-between my vagina lips. I can't handle it.


I bet she would've stayed if it were centipedes.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7338 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 8:33 am to
Bugs love a good yeast infection.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48319 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:01 am to
quote:

They crawl up in-between my vagina lips.


That's my "go to" move.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23690 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:05 am to
quote:

"They're swarming me. They crawl up in-between my vagina lips. I can't handle it."


The lesson here is don't go sleeping outside naked, not even for TV.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18211 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:10 am to
I don’t understand why the “survivalists” never attempt to make some sort sandal or shoe. Or even a makeshift pair of drawers.


Hey, Butt-head, this book kicks arse. There's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
This post was edited on 3/22/21 at 9:12 am
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18840 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:21 am to
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I don’t understand why the “survivalists” never attempt to make some sort sandal or shoe. Or even a makeshift pair of drawers.

Some do.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8507 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:55 am to
quote:

On Sunday's Naked and Afraid, a contestant by the name of Meghann had to deal with a terrifying bug situation. The 27-year-old from Flagstaff, Arizona,


Come on man you are better than this you know the rules.
Posted by Fortnight2Flat
Member since Mar 2021
223 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 9:59 am to
She should've asked her partner to just put his dick in there so there would be no room for bugs.

There is always a solution if you look hard enough.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119098 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 10:01 am to
What did she think was going to happen.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56004 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 10:02 am to
I saw one episode several years back where the guy found a tick inside the head of his schlong....he was pissed off for the whole episode!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12401 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 11:34 am to
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There is always a solution if you look hard enough.


Maybe he didn’t look hard enough.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11283 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 11:53 am to
Maybe if she’d wash the damn thing it wouldn’t smell like a dead animal.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30949 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

"They're swarming me. They crawl up in-between my vagina lips
Posted by Ezra Reed
Member since Jul 2020
1010 posts
Posted on 3/22/21 at 12:21 pm to



I'm confused. What does this guy have to do with the story?
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