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N. Carolina vacationers have personal shark cages
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:23 pm
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:24 pm to meauxjeaux2
I wish people would keep the beach clean. Look at that poor manatee struggling with someones discarded garbage.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:25 pm to meauxjeaux2
Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies..
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain..
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain..
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:31 pm to meauxjeaux2
No match for a 20ft great white.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:32 pm to meauxjeaux2
Yeah, a great white can't possibly nose his way into that. 
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:32 pm to Count Chocula
reminds me of dumb and dumber... "what if he'd shot you in the face?"
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:34 pm to Chad504boy
Male Atlantic Bull Sharks, the most aggressive breed of sharks, average 7 ft long and 200 lbs.
Their whole head can fit in between the bottom part of those cages
Their whole head can fit in between the bottom part of those cages
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:34 pm to Chad504boy
Id rather just pee on the beach than lurk out in the water in that stupid shite.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:35 pm to meauxjeaux2
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:36 pm to meauxjeaux2
I mean that's all fine and dandy but what's gonna protect them from Kate Upton? If she's hungry and bumps into them, look out.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:36 pm to meauxjeaux2
Or they could simply sit at the wave break instead...?
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Their whole head can fit in between the bottom part of those cages
It just makes it harder to get away. Dumbass thought he had a million dollar idea.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:39 pm to Rhino5
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Or they could simply sit at the wave break instead...?
u do know where most shark attacks happen right...
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:41 pm to Chad504boy
Didn't know they were lunging onto the sea shore with people's fat asses in the sand like I suggested
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:41 pm to SEClint
Show me the way to go home...I'm tired and I want to go to bed...
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:41 pm to Chicken
had a drink about an hour ago
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:44 pm to Chicken
Posted on 7/21/15 at 1:56 pm to meauxjeaux2
Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
[examining the shark cage]
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 2:05 pm to meauxjeaux2
Sharks are attracted to metal. Brilliant idea
Posted on 7/21/15 at 2:07 pm to Count Chocula
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No match for a 20ft great white.
Ive never encountered a 20' great white, but I have encountered 17' great whites and 3/4" aluminum square tubing was sufficient. They chew/taste/feel. Its not like the movie Jaws.
Those personal shark cages are hilarious. I wonder how many people will drown because of them.
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