re: Mystic man claims to tell women's fortunes by fondeling their breasts.

Reminds me of an old joke:

A man sees a stripper out shopping. Walks up to her and tells her "Hi! I noticed you had your boobs done, but $1000 says I can tell you the exact date you did it."

She's of course intrigued. "A thousand, huh?"

"Sure. I have to warn you that I do have to get a good feel with my hands to be sure. But yes, $1000 if I don't get the exact date, and it'll only take a minute." Of course she's a stripper anyway and agrees.

So they find a quiet spot and he feels her up for a good minute, then another. He's well into his third when she tells him, "hey, it's been over twice as long as you said you'd take. What's the date?"

He responds, "Eh, naww I won't guess. Too expensive."