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re: My neighbor just showed up naked at my front door

Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:14 am to
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36690 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:14 am to
I believe you.

Said nobody
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:21 am to
quote:

I want to grab my 12 gauge and head over there.


Bad, bad idea.
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9439 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:30 am to
bullshite.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11660 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:30 am to
Pics or thid shite is fiction
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14978 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Turns out he got home a little earlier than his wife was expecting. He gets naked and jumps in bed with his wife only to find another dude already there. My neighbor, being the pussy that he is, runs out of the house naked and comes over to my house. I gave him some clothes and he's sitting at my kitchen table. We think the other dude is still at his house. How should we handle this? I want to grab my 12 gauge and head over there. He thinks we should "ride it out." What the frick does that even mean? Pussy.


Another one of those posts only from a different angle.
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20245 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:36 am to
Why would you grab a shotgun. Don't get sent to jail for him.

Nevermind this has to be fake
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18755 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:45 am to
Excellent OT thread. Trashy and beta at the same time. Throw in a cop shooting a pit bull and take this to the next level.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38684 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:56 am to
Is her name Penney?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19478 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:58 am to
Stupid shite.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 1:31 am to
quote:

This is a made up story
Posted by lsudude24
Boulder, CO
Member since Sep 2005
2340 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 1:52 am to
quote:

I'll be sure never to bring cool stories bro to the OT again.



Thanks in advance.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 1:58 am to
so you start a thread to let the guy finish on your neighbors wife.

stop acting like a bitch, and set the house on fire. lock the doors, and have a bunch of Pitt bulls paroling, but dont forget that its

FRIDAY SLAPP-arse DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Dylan
Bayou Barbary
Member since May 2009
3408 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 2:19 am to
That is super beta...i just don't understand how any man could do that if he caught his girl red handed. This has to be a troll?
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 2:37 am to
frick the other dude up
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17038 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 4:51 am to
Sucks to be him.

There's nothing really to say. Pack his shite and roll out unless she decides to leave.

Posted by UltimateHog
Oregon
Member since Dec 2011
65802 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 4:54 am to
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 5:03 am to
I wish I had the time back I just wasted.
This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 5:40 am
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1969 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Look at all the cool kids who think I made this up


OP, I went through this same thing with a thread I started about issues with a brother of mine. Now I see why they didn't believe me. That being said...

I don't believe you.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64533 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 6:40 am to
So let me make sure I understand this.... Your neighbor is sitting at your table waiting on this other dude to fishing fricking his wife.... in his house.... in his bed?

This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 6:42 am
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 6:59 am to
I thought this was gonna be about a woman
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