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re: my girlfriend and I just broke up

Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:25 pm to
Listen and watch Eminem's "Superman" music video 10 straight times.

learn the lyrics and sing along.

you will be a back to being an Alpha Male in less than 45 minutes.
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants
One Foty Fo uh uh Magnolia Screet
Member since Oct 2012
2828 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27722 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:28 pm to
Pics...and did you Piihb
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62975 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:35 pm to
EH Taylor barrel strength.

And the Internet is full of free porn, so that second request is stupid.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45118 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

and on the best going out night of the year


Absolutely
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:44 pm to
Redbreast 21
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9727 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:45 pm to
Bad time to break up.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:53 pm to
Go find her best friend and PIIHB
Posted by ParkyPark
Texas
Member since Jan 2008
384 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68301 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

congrats on the hand secks for the next year





He broke up with his gf, he didnt have a kid
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 3:58 pm to
Eminem's Puke a pretty good one to listen to as well.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68199 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Bad time to break up.


This is the most incorrect answer in this thread. Pussified, really.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:18 pm to
s it is just you and rosey now. Get you some good self loving done.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:29 pm to
I would guess she had friends that you wanted to nail. Call one up and tell her you would like to get together and discuss the breakup.

Buy her a drink, say "We Broke up....How you doin'?"

You are not ready for another girlfriend yet so you should spend some time in Cougar town and Milf city.

The important thing is not to sulk. Get a glove and get in the game.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66433 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:30 pm to
I wonder who's going to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:39 pm to
He should be a man, learn the words to Nobody Knows by the Tony Rich Project and sing that shite to her over voicemail. If it doesn't work, go masturbate in the tub and watch your semen float or somethin.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:41 pm to
Your dick floats in the bathtub too. Lol.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

I wonder who's going to stuff her turkey this Thanksgiving?


Excellent question. If it was an amicable breakup, she will go with the guy that was also hitting it for the last two months.

If it was a nasty breakup, she will do one or more of his friends.

It doesn't really matter now since he is getting good advice and will be in some new Vitamin P in a day or two.

Posted by cdaniel76
Covington, LA
Member since Feb 2008
19699 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

BACONisMEATcandy


quote:

Better than whiskey


Who the frick down voted the Utopias? Some ignorant fools in here.




And for the OP, here's the most recent Babe Thread I did. Enjoy the hand secks.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 5:12 pm
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 5:38 pm to
Why do chicks love holiday breakups? Must be something in their inherently dramatic mental framework. Nothing a woman loves more than high drama--especially when she's the star.
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