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My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today

Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:43 pm
He told me:

- he asked kings and queens for money to find gold and spices

- he went on the water to find gold and spices

- he did some good things and some bad things


Pretty impressed a teacher taught a 4 yr old that in one class and he remembered it.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:45 pm to
Thats a fair assessment
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:45 pm to
Not how I thought this thread would go
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

That's a fair assessment
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:48 pm to
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My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today



Posted by nugget
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:49 pm to
Your 4 year old has a better grasp on history than 95% of the population
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:49 pm to
That’s pretty dang factual for main points.
Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:50 pm to
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My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today


I first read columbine
Posted by BigBobbyStorey
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Member since May 2021
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:50 pm to
in this house Christopher Columbus is a hero! End of story!
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Pretty impressed a teacher taught a 4 yr old that in one class and he remembered it.



You ought to be impressed. It's the kid more than the teacher.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

in this house Christopher Columbus is a hero! End of story!


For the record, anyone that associates Columbus with The Sopranos is damn alright in my book
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:55 pm to
Didn't even learn "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue."
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

You ought to be impressed. It's the kid more than the teacher.

Well he’s got good genes

Seriously though the fact that he knew what Columbus was looking for and that he wasn’t all good or all bad is some pretty damn good instructing by a Pre-K teacher!


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Didn't even learn "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue."

Yea he didn’t mention this
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 5:05 pm
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:08 pm to
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Seriously though the fact that he knew what Columbus was looking for and that he wasn’t all good or all bad is some pretty damn good instructing by a Pre-K teacher!


He apparently does what 90% of today’s students don’t do, pay attention.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:09 pm to
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Didn't even learn "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue."
How about "He knew the world was round-o" ?
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:15 pm to
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For the record, anyone that associates Columbus with The Sopranos is damn alright in my book

I wouldn’t mind sitting on my arse, smoking mushrooms, and collecting government checks.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

For the record, anyone that associates Columbus with The Sopranos is damn alright in my book


Anti-Italian Day......
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:22 pm to
Nothing about deli meats ?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:23 pm to
Ha my 5th grader learned that he skinned mfers alive and boiled them in soap or some shite.

Posted by GOLFNSTUFF
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:28 pm to
You can take it up with Franki Valli when you call him
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