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Mother In Law Departure Time?

Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:19 am
Posted by bafflejoe
Member since Feb 2023
72 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:19 am
Time for her to roll back home. My 48 hour ""put up with her during the Christmas Holiday Time"" has expired.
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 10:20 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57358 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:19 am to
Put it in her butt
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12712 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:34 am to
Must chap your arse knowing your wife will act just like her one day.

(If not already)
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
746 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:34 am to
For Christmas-Luckily don't have to see her this year.
From the Earth-Not soon enough.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:36 am to
Lost mine in 2019, miss her.

She loved me (no RTR weirdness) like she was my own mother.
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:39 am to
It's weird to me how many people hate their mother in law.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7743 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Must chap your arse knowing your wife will act just like her one day.


And prolly look like her too.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
4180 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Mother In Law Departure Time?
quote:

From the Earth-Not soon enough.

Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
34656 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:47 am to
Mine is a hoot to be around….but doesn’t look like redneck Christmas in Bay Springs this year
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30317 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:47 am to
Both my current and my ex-MIL(rip) were pretty great people.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6724 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:47 am to
Mine will be here this afternoon and that’s it. She doesn’t bother me much, but drives my wife and her siblings nuts. No one wants her around for the holidays.

I am taking notes and hoping I dont turn into a miserable old man later in life.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7946 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:47 am to
On one hand I love my MIL very much but on the other hand it scares the shite out of me that my wife will be like her one day.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75218 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Must chap your arse knowing your wife will act just like her one day.



I think most rational people want to emulate their parents’ strong points and eliminate their weak points that are toxic.

We can learn a lot of great lessons from our parents but also create our own beliefs that better everyone around us.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4342 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:55 am to
My MIL is a little annoying in that she is ditzy as hell and talks non-stop but she's generally a pretty nice lady and I can get away from her for breaks as needed. She rarely stays for more than two nights at a time so I can endure for it for that long.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54305 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:57 am to
Finally, the trashy Christmas PbP thread has arrived.

You're gonna have to hit her, or at least call her a whore or something to really get things rolling.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20041 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:58 am to
Fish and relatives smell after 3 days. Parents used to say this when I was a kid.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
3779 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:58 am to
quote:

It's weird to me how many people hate their mother in law.

You know that some women can be absolute bitches and are never satisfied. Of course they aren’t all women. Some women are living saints. If you happen to have a mother-in-law in the category of bitch your wife needs to set her straight from the beginning.
Posted by Gings5
HTX
Member since Jul 2016
7973 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:59 am to
My MIL has been married 4 times, engaged 5 times
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4977 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 10:59 am to
Dissolve three of four Benadryls in her drink. Take the fight right out of her.
Posted by dek81572
Bossier City
Member since Apr 2012
882 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 11:02 am to
A husband his wife and mother-in-law went to Israel to visit the Holy Land. While they were there, unfortunately the mother-in-law passed away.

The husband and wife went to the morgue and the mortician told them that they could have her shipped back to the states for $5000 or bury her in the holy land for $150. The man looked at his wife and then told the mortician that they will have her shipped back.
The stunned mortician asked why would you spend that kind of money when you could just bury her here for $150

The man looked at the mortician and said, " a man died here 2000 years ago, was buried for 3 days and rose from the dead, I just can't take that chance!"
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