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Monday night joke thread
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:48 pm
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting at the Spunky Monkey, drinking beer.
Thibodeaux turns to Boudreaux and says, "Man, you know, I'm tired of going tru life wit'out a education. Tomorrow I tink I'll go down the bayou to the community college and git me some classes."
Boudreaux says "Why, Thibodeaux, das a good idea."
The next day Thibodeaux gets in his piroque and goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
Logic?" Thibodeaux says. "Wha's dat?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Why sho," replies Thibodeaux.
"Then logically, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"Das true, I do have some land on da bayou."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Mah, yes, I do have a house."
And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.
"Mah, yes I have a family, too."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"A hetero what?" Thibodeaux asks.
The dean explains the term to Thibodeaux and he says "Why, yes, I am a heterosexual. Das amazing, you were able to find out all dat because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Thibodeaux shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Boudreaux at the Spunky Monkey.
He tells Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
Logic? Boudreaux says, "Wha's dat?"
Thibodeaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
"Mah, no."
"Then you're a queer"
Thibodeaux turns to Boudreaux and says, "Man, you know, I'm tired of going tru life wit'out a education. Tomorrow I tink I'll go down the bayou to the community college and git me some classes."
Boudreaux says "Why, Thibodeaux, das a good idea."
The next day Thibodeaux gets in his piroque and goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
Logic?" Thibodeaux says. "Wha's dat?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Why sho," replies Thibodeaux.
"Then logically, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"Das true, I do have some land on da bayou."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Mah, yes, I do have a house."
And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.
"Mah, yes I have a family, too."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"A hetero what?" Thibodeaux asks.
The dean explains the term to Thibodeaux and he says "Why, yes, I am a heterosexual. Das amazing, you were able to find out all dat because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Thibodeaux shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Boudreaux at the Spunky Monkey.
He tells Boudreaux about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
Logic? Boudreaux says, "Wha's dat?"
Thibodeaux says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
"Mah, no."
"Then you're a queer"
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:49 pm to PaulBurbank007
Go to Twitter, or search Google, and look up @tooracist for the best jokes ever!
Posted on 12/22/14 at 7:38 pm to PaulBurbank007
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eat a dick. Your joke sucks.
Just kidding. I felt like being an arse.
Who's there?
Eat a dick. Your joke sucks.
Just kidding. I felt like being an arse.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 12/22/14 at 7:45 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Five Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin. They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world. Boudreaux said, "I think the fastest thing in the world is a thought because before you can think of it it's already thought." Thibodeaux said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is a blink because before you can think about it you blunk already." Alfonse said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is electricity because when you turn dat light switch on the electricity travels fast-fast and the lights come on before you know it." Ti-Boy said, "Ya'll all wrong, the fastest thing in the world is diarrhea." Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?" Ti-Boy said, "Yea, last night before I could think, blink, or turn on the lights I shite my pants"
Posted on 12/22/14 at 7:48 pm to PaulBurbank007
yo mama so ghetto that when I asked her for a glass of milk, she whipped out her titty!!! Said get you some of dat chocolate milk.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:11 pm to TIGER2
A man walks into a barn with a jar of petroleum jelly and a pair of assess pants.......
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
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