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Million dollar idea: Man has bionic penis attached... 8", good choice
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:29 pm
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:31 pm to Meauxjeaux
8 inches soft, I hope. Otherwise, I don't see how he could look anyone in the eye
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:33 pm to Meauxjeaux
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when he presses a button on his testicles.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:33 pm to SabiDojo
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8 inches soft, I hope. Otherwise, I don't see how he could look anyone in the eye
He'll probably pump his balls one too many times and end up with a blasted bionic dick in his eye.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:34 pm to Meauxjeaux
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“When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button, and when you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds," Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland, told The Sun.
“I have a pump in my testicles, so when I want to have sex, I pump it up, inflate it and the fluid makes its way into the tubes and that gives me an erection," he said. And after that, I deflate it when I’m finished.”
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:39 pm to Passing Wind
BTW, I want to acknowledge this thread would be way more better if started by arse.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:42 pm to Passing Wind
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when he presses a button on his testicles.
Isn't this what women do anyway to get their men erect?
This post was edited on 8/22/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:47 pm to foshizzle
Pumps to hard he'll blow out a gasket
Posted on 8/22/15 at 2:48 pm to Meauxjeaux
Just for the I would totally have my ball pump as this... 
I would totally have my ball pump as this... 
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:05 pm to Passing Wind
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when he presses a button on his testicles.
Why would you want a fricking button on your sack? I just imagine a 1/2" diameter orange button on the side of his ball sack. i wonder if there is a safety on the button so he doesn't bump into something and get an erection in seconds?
I would have asked for an app and a bluetooth dongle to pump up my dick if I were him. How cool would it be when one of your buddies is bragging about his WEMO and you pull out your phone and get an erection?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:17 pm to Meauxjeaux
So now when he gets a hummer, it's "Mohammed's Fellatio"?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:23 pm to Meauxjeaux
Did anyone else see that he was married and now divorced? Hrm. Wonder why
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:25 pm to Meauxjeaux
If he doesn't say "go go gadget dick" before sex he's doing it wrong.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:31 pm to Meauxjeaux
I'm not sure I see the point. Wouldn't a strap-on have been a lot more cost-effective, a lot less risky, and no less pleasurable for both parties?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:31 pm to Meauxjeaux
Wait until they make a version that uses Bluetooth instead of a button.
Then someone hacks his balls.
Then someone hacks his balls.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:35 pm to Meauxjeaux
Is 8 inches big?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:39 pm to Walt OReilly
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Is 8 inches big?
Not to Peej.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 3:47 pm to Warfarer
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Why would you want a fricking button on your sack?
Dude obviously doesn't have his old man sack yet. Could you imagine sitting on that thing and going full attention at the most inopportune moment?
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:35 pm to Meauxjeaux
The only heterosexual male that can be turned off by a chick sucking his balls.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 4:47 pm to Amazing Moves
Gives new meaning to "Baby you turn me on"
push the damn button
push the damn button
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