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re: Mick Jagger's 29 year old girlfriend is pregnant with his 8th kid

Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:38 pm to
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He could do better than her tbh
She is pretty homely looking
Jagger is about 75?

29 is 29 and there's no faking that.

The standard "half your age plus 10 years" formula for SOs gets him a 47.5 year-old.

I'd say he's doing alright with her if she's not bat crazy.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 9:42 pm to
Hes Mick Jagger. He could pull a 22 year old OT 10 easily
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:12 pm to
But could she make Keith Richards cum?
Posted by Capt ST
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:14 pm to
#BLM?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:14 pm to
Wiki says Mick is 72 now...so i'm sure he's looking forward to teaching the kid how to drive when he's 89.
Posted by 12Pence
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Rock Star > Athlete

Long term


Rock Star > Athlete

All the time
Posted by gthog61
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:24 pm to
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But could she make Keith Richards cum?


She isn't a gold digger.

Now if she fricked Keith Richards THAT would be a gold digger.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:27 pm to
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Jagger is about 75?


72, saw him in Dallas on last concert tour, my wife said his face looked like it was beaten with a chain, but there are probably few average 40 year olds that are in the physical condition he is in, the guy runs up and down and around the stage like a squirrel for almost 2 hours.
Posted by monkeybutt
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:33 pm to
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72, saw him in Dallas on last concert tour, my wife said his face looked like it was beaten with a chain, but there are probably few average 40 year olds that are in the physical condition he is in, the guy runs up and down and around the stage like a squirrel for almost 2 hours.

I was at that concert, that dude, that band, has lived the life! they do whatever they want to, they DGAF! get paid eleventy gazillion bucks to do it, frick whoever they want, when and if they want, he may look the rode hard and put away look, but the dude is an animal, and believe it or not is kind of a fitness buff, likes to keep it on the dl because it doesn't go with the image
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:45 pm to
Mick.

Vasectomy dude.

Should have done it 30 years ago.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:52 pm to
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the guy runs up and down and around the stage like a squirrel for almost 2 hours.


I'm sure that's his natural energy and not the result of any outside chemicals.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:53 pm to
That kid is going to be soooo fricked up.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:54 pm to
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That kid is going to be soooo fricked up.

probably not, best schools, best of everything, so on and so forth
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 10:57 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:56 pm to
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That kid is going to be soooo fricked up.


Not at all. Mick will be gone by the time the kid is a teenager (if not sooner). His mom will have a ton of money. Kid'll be fine.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:57 pm to
Old sperm has been tied to a variety of mental and developmental disorders including autism.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:01 pm to
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Old sperm has been tied to a variety of mental and developmental disorders including autism.




well, most kids come out of the shoot with ADHD or some other sort of nonsense anyway, the kid may be born in a crossfire hurricane but it's all right now
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:02 pm to
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Old sperm has been tied to a variety of mental and developmental disorders including autism.


maybe, but it depends more on the female cell...
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:17 pm to
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probably not, best schools, best of everything, so on and so forth


Jagger has been pretty strict with his other kids, they get the best education and everything they need growing up, but he has expected them to go out and make it own their own. Jerry Hall got pissed at him because he wouldn't give one of the kids they had together money for a house, he pointed out that some of the others had made it on their own, and that having the last name of Jagger should be all the advantage they need in life.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 11:20 pm to
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Jagger has been pretty strict with his other kids, they get the best education and everything they need growing up, but he has expected them to go out and make it own their own. Jerry Hall got pissed at him because he wouldn't give one of the kids they had together money for a house, he pointed out that some of the others had made it on their own, and that having the last name of Jagger should be all the advantage they need in life.

dude really does have his shite together
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