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re: Man with oddly long neck arrested for stabbing another man at a Subway in Lafayette

Posted on 5/6/17 at 4:03 am to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 4:03 am to
Looks like an offspring of a human and a ostrich
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:02 am to


Nobody beats that neck.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:32 am to
I feel sorry for this poor bastard. Life dealt him a shitty hand.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:39 am to
That guy really got the shaft.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54849 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:42 am to
When he was young, I bet the chicks loved him when they necked.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:46 am to
Damn! The most impressive part is he accomplished it without any gold rings...
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 6:47 am
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Member since Dec 2013
11852 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:54 am to
Just by looking at a picture, you can tell a lot about a man.



Like this man for instance... I can tell you without a doubt, his mother loved her some giraffe dick.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20863 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:59 am to
Bail is set at 4 tree stars.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:29 am to
Them "Long Neck Boys" from down south
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79655 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:38 am to
In a former life, this guy was a DC Comics superhero.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:40 am to


didn't know anybody would ever beat Merton but Harvey may
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 7:41 am
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14808 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:43 am to
This was in Louisiana? Hmm that might be a female then.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Just by looking at a picture, you can tell a lot about a man. 



Like this man for instance... I can tell you without a doubt, his mother loved her some giraffe dick.


Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28050 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:03 am to
did merton hanks bleach his skin?

Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:26 am to
That baw's neck is longer than a 12-hour shift

He could drink milk and by the time it gets to his stomach it would be expired
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 8:33 am
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1316 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:39 am to
Long neck and no shoulders is an unfortunate combination. A hilarious unfortunate combination.
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:41 am to
Dude's neck is longer than my last relationship

His nickname in prison is gonna be "Magic Throat"
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:42 am to
Wonder how much April the giraffe will get in child support payments from her baby daddy?
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:15 am to
This chick use to be on a show called American Guns. Her neck length and blowjob skills were highly debated at the time.

Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:07 am to
What's there to stab someone about at Subway? You just order a sandwich, pay for it, grab an extra pack of mayo on the way out, and you're done.
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