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Man tries to bypass DWI checkpoint, claims he was about to receive oral sex
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:02 am
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:02 am
Funroe's finest 
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A man was arrested early Saturday in West Monroe on charges of driving while impaired and improper backing after he attempted to bypass a DWI checkpoint.
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The report also said the vehicle was turned around because his pants were down and he was about to receive oral sex from his wife.
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Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:06 am to jimithing11
Should not have rolled down window. No probable cause
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:17 am to jimithing11
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Man tries to bypass DWI checkpoint, claims he was about to receive oral sex
The old Charles Barkley excuse!
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:24 am to lsu480
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Jimmy Joe Kinman, 31, of 206 Dick Tracy Drive
Love the name and address
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:59 am to jimithing11
All that for a .086. What is that, two and a half beers?
Posted on 7/27/14 at 4:27 am to zacata88
Ahhhhhhhhhhh .10 The good old days.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 7:44 am to Charlie Arglist
.12...the good old days.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 8:11 am to zacata88
Yeah pretty pathetic that he failed miserably at a sobriety test.
Best part obviously is that he was trying to get a little rodeo head
Best part obviously is that he was trying to get a little rodeo head
Posted on 7/27/14 at 8:28 am to jimithing11
damn .086.
should have requested a blood test.
should have requested a blood test.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 9:07 am to jimithing11
This really is disgraceful and one of the reasons I'm against checkpoints.
I mean, preventing MARRIED road head?
That's like murdering a baby unicorn with a baby bald eagle.
I mean, preventing MARRIED road head?
That's like murdering a baby unicorn with a baby bald eagle.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 9:31 am to jimithing11
That's WEST Funroe's finest.
Thanks
Thanks
Posted on 7/27/14 at 9:31 am to fr33manator
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This really is disgraceful and one of the reasons I'm against checkpoints.
I mean, preventing MARRIED road head?
That's like murdering a baby unicorn with a baby bald eagle.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 9:32 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/27/14 at 10:19 am to jimithing11
You overlook the best part....he claimed SHE was driving...and that she was about to give him oral sex. Now that's an impressive woman....you would have to be incredibly flexible to pull that off I'd think....(and you think texting and driving is dangerous.....)
Posted on 7/27/14 at 11:00 am to rumproast
Posted on 7/27/14 at 11:05 am to jimithing11
"Jimmy Joe" as a legal name. Bawls.
He can claim that he failed the field sobriety test because he was tripoding.
He can claim that he failed the field sobriety test because he was tripoding.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:18 pm to Kcrad
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.12...the good old days.
I don't remember it ever being .12. When was this??? 1940's???
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:30 pm to titleist71
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Should not have rolled down window. No probable cause
It's getting to be where not wanting to be searched is probable cause to search.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:45 pm to fr33manator
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I mean, preventing MARRIED road head?
That's like murdering a baby unicorn with a baby bald eagle.
I'm gonna use this if you don't mindPosted on 7/27/14 at 2:48 pm to Tigerfan29
It's all yours.
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