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re: Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies, police say

Posted on 7/5/15 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 4:55 pm to
Interesting, but my Darwin vote for the weekend is with this guy:

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Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas


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"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.


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This post was edited on 7/5/15 at 4:57 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72954 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:14 pm to
The alligator said "No, frick you".
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18769 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:29 pm to
Sometimes fireworks just blow the hell up. I once saw a Roman candle, like parents let their kids hold as they shoot little balls of fire, blow up like a stick of dynamite.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71104 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:33 pm to
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In this case it generated quite a bit of revenue. The fireworks, alcohol, medical attention, mortuary and burial services, florists, and a new job opening.


Considering how dumb you have to be to set off fireworks on your head, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that last part doesn't apply.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:36 pm to
That must have been a horrible scene. Imagine drinking and having a good time then seeing your friend's head explode and watching him die.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7855 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:42 pm to
This is not a bad thing. Now this guy can't have little idiots of his own.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7855 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:46 pm to
I would have put money on him being white plus I didn't think any black folk liked in Maine. Its like Florida but cold
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:53 pm to
The article I read said he was holding the fireworks and a lighter, and they were lit on accident. I don't think he was trying to fire them off of his head. His brother also said they didn't rush him to the hospital because there was nothing left.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50777 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:55 pm to
That's just ridiculous
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15103 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 5:57 pm to
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He was black, fwiw


Before, after, or both?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103084 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 6:17 pm to
Alligator guy went out on his own terms. Not everyone can say that.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29523 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 7:13 pm to
I can only imagine how messy of a cleanup that was for the local ME


Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:35 pm to
Ex Disney Cast Member Dies in Freak Accident




Devon Staples was a good looking 22 year old with his whole life ahead of him. He was once a cast member at Disney World, he played Gaston and a few other characters around the parks.
On July 4th he set off a firework on his head and sadly did not survive. He was celebrating the Fourth of July in Maine with family and friends. He was holding a lighter and accidentally caused the mortar tube on his head to go off. According to his brother, Cody Staples, “I was the first one who got there. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” “It was a freak accident.”
He is described as having a great sense of humor and would do anything to make people laugh. And he always stuck up for the underdog. He loved his job at Disney because he could make people laugh and make their day a bit brighter.
As a tribute to Devon his brother wants everyone to go out and do something nice for someone else. Show love to someone that you don’t know. Sounds good to me!
Our condolences got out to his family and friends.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 7/5/15 at 10:45 pm to
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He was black, fwiw


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Before, after, or both?



i'm glad i was misinformed/wrong as this is hilarious
Posted by LSU Fan SLU Grad
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
4893 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 12:42 am to
Ok, so I knew this story would eventually make the OT. I literally drove through Calais 1 hour after this happened heading to our vacation spot. We drove right down South St. past the Wal-Mart and saw a couple of cop cars with flashing blue lights. Didn't think much of it until we found out what happened the following morning.

CSB
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63327 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:49 pm to
:scanners gif:
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42483 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 3:52 pm to
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He was holding a lighter and accidentally caused the mortar tube on his head to go off


what?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31131 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:02 pm to
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"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.


[]The "No Swimming Alligators" sign was posted this week after a 10-foot alligator was spotted in the bayou waters.[/]

Maybe he thought the sign meant that the alligators couldn't swim.

#punctuationmatters
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 4:11 pm to
One less idiot.
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