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Man lost in the Bolivian Amazon saved by monkeys

Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Masterag
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:52 pm
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"Keeping tabs on the behavior, Feizar(the guide) had invited the tourists at the lodge to participate in a Pachamama ceremony—a tradition involving coca leaves, candles, and cigarettes—to thank Pachamama, or Mother Earth, for giving them permission to enter the forest.

When Maykool was asked to join the ceremony alongside the group, he had refused, Feizar said. And when a guide had returned to his cabin to check on him, he was nowhere to be found. The amount of time that had passed between when Maykool was last seen and when someone went back for him was only five minutes.



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Maykool seemed to have completely vanished.

“It’s because he offended the Pachamama.” Feizar said. “He didn’t want to participate in the ceremony.”


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Desperate for help, one of Feizar’s guides called two well-known shamans, Romulo and his wife Tiburcia, and asked them to bring Maykool back. The shamans arrived at the lodge, carrying thick blocks of sugar tableaux, cigarettes, cans of beer, coca leaves, wine bottles, candles, sparkling confetti, and a large wooden cross—all materials they would need to breach the spiritual domain.




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six tormenting days after Maykool’s disappearance, a breakthrough came: one of the rangers found a lone, muddy sock on the rainforest floor. When it was taken back to the family, Maykool’s step-mother emotionally confirmed it was his.

For the shamans, the sock changed everything; it was a window into Maykool’s soul, a way to reach him on a spiritual plane and call him back to reality


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fter two more sleepless nights praying to the Pachamama, Romulo and Tiburcia claimed that their payments had been accepted and they were finally able to make contact with Maykool’s soul


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Incredibly, he was able to instead survive by following a group of monkeys, who dropped him fruit and lead him to shelter and water every day.


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Maykool revealed that the night he disappeared, strange, terrible thoughts had begun to creep into his mind. He said he had an irresistible urge to get out of the rainforest.

“I started running,” he said. “I was wearing sandals and I said no, they would slow me down. I threw away the sandals, then the cell phone and my flashlight. And after running so much, I stopped under a tree and I started thinking. What had I done, what was I doing? And when I wanted to get back it wasn’t possible.”

...Maykool’s rescuers maintain the belief that Duende drove him temporarily insane and lured him into another dimension. His behavior fits all the signs, they say—the maddening thoughts, the shamans’ testimony, his strange disappearance


some crazy shite
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:53 pm to
huh
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:56 pm to
RA'ed

Please move to the Bolivian Monkey Board

Alternate Answer: Maykool should change his name to Hipsterdumbass

I hope he never has kids.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:58 pm to
Great now we have super aids to look forward too
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:58 pm to
Oh man that story reminds me of some of my LSD trips.
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:59 pm to
So they worship Artie Lange?
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 3/23/17 at 11:59 pm to
Kids don't do drugs
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:00 am to
quote:


“I started running,” he said. “I was wearing sandals and I said no, they would slow me down. I threw away the sandals, then the cell phone and my flashlight. And after running so much, I stopped under a tree and I started thinking. What had I done, what was I doing? And when I wanted to get back it wasn’t possible.”


He then added "about 45 minutes before I started running, I ate a bunch of mushrooms I found outside"
Posted by stinkdawg
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:00 am to
Monkeys, dudes... Texas A.M.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22348 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:01 am to
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Oh man that story reminds me of some of my LSD trips.


Yep. LSD trip was my first thought.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 12:45 am to
He definitely brushed up against one of those crazy colorful frogs and went on a wild trip
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:02 am to
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The shamans arrived at the lodge, carrying thick blocks of sugar tableaux, cigarettes, cans of beer, coca leaves, wine bottles, candles, sparkling confetti, and a large wooden cross

That religion sounds kick arse.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:06 am to
And there are people right now that currently challenge evolution
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:13 am to
So he got high and then found his way back. Csb
Posted by Krokodil
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:00 am to
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one of the rangers found a lone, muddy sock on the rainforest floor. When it was taken back to the family, Maykool’s step-mother emotionally confirmed it was his.


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I was wearing sandals and I said no, they would slow me down. I threw away the sandals, then the cell phone and my flashlight


Socks with sandals....sounds about right.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25317 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:05 am to
I believe the medical term for this behavior is: BMPP

* Bolivian Marching Powder Psychosis
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65994 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:08 am to
saw that movie a while back. had a GF named Jane
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:13 am to
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The shamans arrived at the lodge, carrying thick blocks of sugar tableaux, cigarettes, cans of beer, coca leaves, wine bottles, candles, sparkling confetti, and a large wooden cross—all materials they would need to breach the spiritual domain.


Cigarettes, beer and cocaine. Their spiritual ritual sounds an awful lot like a Saturday night in New Orleans.
Posted by GeauxColonels
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:16 am to
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...Maykool’s rescuers maintain the belief that Duende drove him temporarily insane and lured him into another dimension.

So he spent some time in The Upside Down?
Posted by tidalmouse
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Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 3/24/17 at 7:21 am to
csb
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