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Man loses hand in fireworks explosion, dog retrieves it

Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:20 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:20 pm
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(CBS) – A Chicago nurse got a rude awakening Thursday afternoon when a man in her Portage Park neighborhood blew off his hand with a firecracker – a body part that was found hours later by the nurse’s dog.


Dogs > people
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:21 pm to
Lol
Dumbass
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:22 pm to
Fetch boy!
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:23 pm to
I always cringe when people make those firework videos where they hold them or make a firework gun or something. Yeah it looks cool but that shite can malfunction and blow your hand off with the quickness.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:28 pm to
Someday we'll hear about some dumbass who thought he could fart a lit M-80 out of his butt before it went off. Just a matter of time.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:29 pm to
Money under mout runnin
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:31 pm to
The dog knew this was coming.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71104 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:33 pm to
Hey y'all, watch this!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63327 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 5:36 pm to
Too lazy to post a pic from the article?

Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 6:38 pm to
Still not as bad as the dude that broke his own neck with those mortar shells trying to fire them off of his head

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Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 6:39 pm to
Did the dog return it tot he owner or to the nurse/master.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 6:52 pm to
OMG!!!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 7:54 pm to
Unfortunately that dog has now had the taste of sweet, sweet human flesh in its mouth.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48359 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 8:17 pm to
That dog deserves a . . . uh, let's have a big round of applause for that dog.
Posted by Mulat
Avalon Bch, FL
Member since Sep 2010
17517 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Man loses hand in fireworks explosion,


This sounds more like a bomb that went off before it was supposed too, was he wearing a head towel
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 8:29 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:02 pm to
Yikes, good doggy! Fetch
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:39 pm to
To all the fireworks devotees in my neighborhood: My dog won't be available to retrieve your hand. He's cowering under the bed. Maybe the rats will find it first.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

Someday we'll hear about some dumbass who thought he could fart a lit M-80 out of his butt before it went off. Just a matter of time.


Hold my beer. I'll be right back.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6508 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:55 pm to
Take your beer with you, ya big ole pussy.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23430 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 9:56 pm to
You've really got to hand it to dogs.
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