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Man charged with sexually assaulting peacock

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A US man has been charged with animal cruelty for sexually assaulting his pet peacock. The bird was found dead in the man's garage.

David Beckmann, a 63-year-old resident of Roselle, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois, was under investigation for a different crime when cops found out that he had abused his pet peacock.


Dont care, had sex.

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TyOconner
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We owned a couple peaocks that would roam the property growng up. Those frickers were mean as all hell. Cant see how that perv even got close to em.


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Cant see how that perv even got close to em.


Love at first sight maybe.


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Voorhies7
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How does one even come up w/ that idea? Peacock. Damn it boy.


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How does someone even get caught for this? Did his girl walk in on him giving the bird the business?


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OhFace55
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Peacock & sexual assult. So many jokes so little time


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PurpleandGold Motown
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Hit it from the back? AND FEATHER MY NIPPLES?

I'm down.


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Homesick Tiger
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Peacock. Damn it boy.


He sure ain't country. Any country boy knows a sheep is man's second best friend.


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I know you're not a rooster

But this cock will do


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David Beckmann

I was wondering what happen to him


TyOconner
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Soccer was his coping mechanism. Take that away and all you have is a peacock fricker.


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ShortyRob
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Man charged with sexually assaulting peacock
But the feathers are sooooooo beautful that this CAN'T be wrong!!


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Jet12
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Apart from animal cruelty, the man also faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, and two counts of battery.

That's a well-rounded criminal... /


PurpleandGold Motown
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re: Man charged with sexually assaulting peacock
Get high, drunk dial ex girlfriends (just breath heavy), flash your pecker at that hot little 13 year old that's been giving you the eye, get in a fight with the aforementioned ex-girlfriends' new boyfriends, get high again...frick a peacock.

Helluva a Saturday night.


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Get high, drunk dial ex girlfriends (just breath heavy), flash your pecker at that hot little 13 year old that's been giving you the eye, get in a fight with the aforementioned ex-girlfriends' new boyfriends, get high again...frick a peacock.



:sorryforpartying:


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Nodust
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How did they know the peacock was violated? Bring it to a vet and ask for a vaginal exam


rantfan
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You're assuming he sexaully assualted a female peacock.


Nodust
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assuming he sexaully assualted a female peacock.



Good point. Aren't the males the only ones with the big tail feathers.


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Placebeaux
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We had a guy named Gus in Buras that was arrested back in 1997 for frickin chickens. He was arrested at the Fleur d'lis hotel. Dude got a room to frick chickens.


Voorhies7
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Sheep Think that's more of a Yankee thing.


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