A US man has been charged with animal cruelty for sexually assaulting his pet peacock. The bird was found dead in the man's garage.
David Beckmann, a 63-year-old resident of Roselle, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois, was under investigation for a different crime when cops found out that he had abused his pet peacock.
Apart from animal cruelty, the man also faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, and two counts of battery.
Get high, drunk dial ex girlfriends (just breath heavy), flash your pecker at that hot little 13 year old that's been giving you the eye, get in a fight with the aforementioned ex-girlfriends' new boyfriends, get high again...frick a peacock.