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Male Masseuse question.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:13 pm
Sorry, this thread has nothing to do with college station, TX.
However, a buddy of mine says his nephew is working as a masseuse in Miami and talks about constant offers for sex from about half of the women that he has as “clients”. These are not hints but rather women rolling over and opening their legs and grabbing at his junk while he is working on them.
Does the OT think this is just male fantasy or is his nephew really a genius for making this 22 year old decision while I made the decision to study in college?
Any prior masseuse’s with stories on this board?
However, a buddy of mine says his nephew is working as a masseuse in Miami and talks about constant offers for sex from about half of the women that he has as “clients”. These are not hints but rather women rolling over and opening their legs and grabbing at his junk while he is working on them.
Does the OT think this is just male fantasy or is his nephew really a genius for making this 22 year old decision while I made the decision to study in college?
Any prior masseuse’s with stories on this board?
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Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:15 pm to SECdragonmaster
He's probably lying.
If he's not, I can't wait to read about him when 50 people come forward with reports of sexual assault towards him and the company.
If he's not, I can't wait to read about him when 50 people come forward with reports of sexual assault towards him and the company.
This post was edited on 12/22/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:16 pm to SECdragonmaster
lying
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:17 pm to SECdragonmaster
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:17 pm to Displaced
Those guys get tons of poon.
A buddy of mine did it for a while.
Sluts want to be touched.
A buddy of mine did it for a while.
Sluts want to be touched.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:24 pm to SECdragonmaster
If he's telling the truth, its a bunch of ugly women.
Attractive women don't have to play games like that in order to get laid.
Attractive women don't have to play games like that in order to get laid.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:27 pm to SECdragonmaster
Your buddy's nephew is being used as a pawn. All of his interactions are on video and are all over the internet.
Google it.
#himtoo.
Google it.
#himtoo.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:28 pm to SECdragonmaster
Yeah he's totally full of shite
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:29 pm to SECdragonmaster
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:30 pm to SECdragonmaster
His boss doesn't happen to be a Czech porn producer does he?
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:30 pm to SECdragonmaster
Probably dudes grabbing his junk
Posted on 12/22/17 at 2:34 pm to SECdragonmaster
More likely its john travolta grabbing his junk.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 3:12 pm to SECdragonmaster
My understanding is that he would be a masseur (instead of a male masseuse), just like chauffeur/chauffeuse.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 4:00 pm to SECdragonmaster
somebody has been watching too much porn 
Posted on 12/22/17 at 4:02 pm to SECdragonmaster
BTW a male massage therapist is a masseur. A female is a masseuse.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 4:10 pm to SECdragonmaster
Masseur.
Masseuse is female.
Maybe hes handsome, well built and hung.
Most people would end up in court after she feels jilted when he takes a better paying customer instead of litigant.
Masseuse is female.
Maybe hes handsome, well built and hung.
Most people would end up in court after she feels jilted when he takes a better paying customer instead of litigant.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 4:11 pm to LSUintheNW
Damn, I love Seinfeld.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 5:37 pm to SECdragonmaster
He is making up an outlandish story because he actually likes dong
Posted on 12/22/17 at 5:39 pm to SECdragonmaster
If this was even remotely common, half the male population of the US would have done stints as masseurs at some point.
Posted on 12/22/17 at 5:49 pm to SECdragonmaster
Google Czech massage. At least over there it tends to work.
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