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re: LUNCH THREAD The "can y'all please be more entertaining" edition

Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:58 pm to
I'm no prude. But it's sort of like thinking about your parents having sex, which is also gross.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:59 pm to
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$72 for a good buzz is pretty steep.


my bro picked up the tab. he hearts his lil bro/me...we got a taxi and went lookin for hookers one night in mexico off the beaten path...link, did you know that frick means frick in mexican? it's a universal word.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:02 pm to
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did you know that frick means frick in mexican? it's a universal word.

aw man, that woulda been great to know last week. i had a hell of a time negotiating the terms of my "massage". turns out just making hand gestures works too.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:04 pm to
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But it's sort of like thinking about your parents having sex,


my pop was leaving my house one night and i told him to be careful. he said if he'd had been careful i would have never been born.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:05 pm to
fyi, that "me so horny" shite don't work in mexico.
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:07 pm to
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i would have never been born.


And the world could have breathed a collective sigh of relief, but alas, here you are.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:08 pm to
link, is sweet baby still working? if yes, could you text her and tell her its time to go pee.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43476 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:09 pm to
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I'm no prude. But it's sort of like thinking about your parents having sex, which is also gross.


Why?

They love each other. I'm not thinking details but if I was best man for my sisters future husband I would still expect to throw a killer bach party. I wouldn't hold back cause he is nailing my sister.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:11 pm to
we're on the outs ever since i found out she fricked all my internet friends
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:11 pm to
I'm still going to do all those cute, funny, inappropriate things. I'll just be thinking ewww while I do them.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:13 pm to
my mother chain smoked while she was pregnant with me and i was born premature...i looked like a lil tiny gerber with yellowish skin.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43476 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:13 pm to
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I'm still going to do all those cute, funny, inappropriate things. I'll just be thinking ewww while I do them.


Yea. I hear ya. I think that's a normal reaction. I still plan on having strippers at my one day BIL's bachelor party.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 4:14 pm
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:14 pm to
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my mother chain smoked while she was pregnant with me and i was born premature...i looked like a lil tiny gerber with yellowish skin.


Oh my gosh, me too! Twinsies!
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:15 pm to
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we're on the outs ever since i found out she fricked all my internet friends


my sweet baby does have a healthy sex appetite.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80481 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:17 pm to
you motherfrickers need jesus
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:17 pm to
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you motherfrickers need jesus


i already have a playstation
Posted by Grrrl
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:19 pm to
ohjst
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:20 pm to
tsot

all that massage talk earlier was just a joke
Posted by Grrrl
Member since Sep 2007
52511 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:21 pm to
I totally trust you.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
108142 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:21 pm to
utklwq

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